My Random Blog

Since I don’t have anything fascinating to share today, like I usually do (stop laughing), I thought I’d copy another MySpace survey thing and paste it here (grammar and spelling intact). Is your tail wagging? I bet it is!

On to the ridiculousness that is me…

If you’re being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I’m asleep. Or I’m reeeeally stoned.

If someone hit you, what would you do?
End up in jail.

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Yes. Sometimes it’s better that way.

Last time you were confused?
That happens often, so probably very recently. I drink a lot.

Rent a movie or go to movies?
Go to one.

What is wonderful?
Orgasms and bacon.

What are you doing tonight?
I’m not entirely sure yet, but I’m leaning towards “nothing productive”.

What did you do yesterday?
Worked and went home, like a good girl.

Ever kissed someone whose name starts with the letter M?
Of course. “M” is a popular letter for names.

Last person you told a secret to?
I keep secrets, I don’t tell them. Unless they’re mine, then I’ll blog them.

Status of you and the person you last sent a text to you?
She’s still crazy and I still love her for it.

Favorite song at the moment?
Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman

Ever made someone cry?
I try not to do that, but it happens.

Things you’re looking forward to in the next 2 weeks?
My birthday! Wee Hoo! (It’s on the 9th, for those who wish to give me peanut M&Ms.)

Who is your favorite band?
Of all time? Pink Floyd.

Shared a bed with someone else?
Uh, yeah.

Whats irritating you right now?
Vicodin makes my head itch.

Do you enjoy tattoos?
I have them, so yes. I just wish they didn’t take so long; I’m fidgety.

Where was your default picture taken?
Since this isn’t MySpace, I’ll go with my blog photo: At the bar where my ex used to work.

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No, but I’ve shaved my legs in the bathroom sink. Desperate times, people.

Do you like anyone as of now?
Kind of. He’s kind of a weirdo. Then again, so am I.

Does anything hurt on your body?
Not anymore. Thanks Vikey!

When was the last time you cried?
Last time I was really drunk and had a scorching case of PMS. Bad combo.

How many keys are on your key chain?
Three: Apartment, mailbox and car. I like to keep it simple.

What do you want to eat?
Nachos from Taco Bell. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d go and get them. But I am, so I won’t.

What are you doing today?
Breathing.

Peace and wasting time.

Today I decided to log into my MySpace account and read the silly bulletins that my friends post. They 90% consist of “surveys”… Which I find most interesting just because it sometimes gives me insight into the lives and minds of my friends. Other times it just makes me wonder about their mental health.

Since I was in the mood, I decided to fill one out myself. In the interest of leaving bulletin space for those who truly need it, however, I’m posting it here instead of there. Enjoy the inside of my head.

1. List two facts about the last person you kissed.
He’s hot. He’s very nice.

2. What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
Was I smoking crack in my sleep??

3. Do you believe there’s always room in your heart for your first love?
No. Unfortunately, he’s a douche.

4. Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s underwear?
Ummm… No. Oh wait- do boxers count? Then yes.

5. Where is the next place you will travel to?
Hopefully the beach. I need some ocean in my life right now.

6. Do you want to get married & have kids one day
Married, yes. Kids… I’ll leave that up to the maternal ones.

8. Have you ever kissed in a pool?
Of course. I highly recommend it.

9. Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
I prefer long hair. Short hair makes my head look big. Not a hot look for me.

10. Do you like ice cream?
Sometimes. I have to be in the mood for sweet stuff.

11. What’s your favorite color?
I have three (and interestingly enough- none are the colors of my blog!): Pink, black and silver/gray.

12. What does the last text in your inbox say?
“Hahaha me too!” from Jen.

13. Are you open about your sex life?
Open how? I don’t distribute photos or movies or anything. I do discuss it with my girlfriends though… That’s what we do.

14. Have you ever lied to protect someone’s feelings?
Yes. But only when it’s about something they are stuck with for a while- like a really bad hair cut.

15. Are you hiding something from your parents?
3 Playboys and a bag of weed.

16. Do you get jealous of other people easily?
Not at all.

17. What’s the best thing about having a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Hugs whenever you want them and your, um, “needs” consistantly tended to.

18. How did you meet the last person you kissed?
I met him a few years ago at a restaurant.

19. Have you ever been asked “does size matter?”
Yes I have. And yes it does.

20. Are you of great importance in someone else’s life?
I hope so.

21. What’s your favorite saying?
I like big butts and I cannot lie!

22. Is there anybody that knows your deepest, darkest secret?
There are a couple of people who could take me down if they wanted to, yes.

23. Could you fit down your chimney?
I’m pretty sure no.

24. Who taught you to tie your shoes?
My mom, of course. Mom’s are fabulous.

25. Do you usually sing while showering?
I never do. I’m too busy hitting the walls with my elbows and cursing.

26. What’s something that really grosses you out?
Bad breath. If it gets in my nostrils, it- seriously- gags me.

27. What is the oldest person you would date right now?
40.

28. Do you stick up for what you believe in?
I put my money where my beliefs are. So I’d say yes.

29. Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in right now?
Not right now.

30. If you could go back in time would you?
I’d go back to the 80’s and totally rock a side ponytail and a Frankie Say Relax t-shirt, while doing “the Carlton” to Duran Duran.

30. Do you use your middle finger often?
Only when I am taking photos with Kendra’s boyfriend. It’s his thing.

32. What’s annoying you right now?
My eyeballs. Slept in my contacts again and now I’m paying the price.

33. Are you a really understanding person?
It depends on what I am trying to understand. Math? Forget about it. My friend’s date with the guy who licked her face? Totally.

34. How many people have you kissed in your entire life?
I’m a smoocher from waaay back, so I’d easily go double digits on that one.

35. Do you know anyone who’s addicted to any drugs?
No, thank God.