What a great day! It’s 81 degrees outside, with a nice breeze, my gay boyfriend is cleaning my house (I hired him) and singing (hilariously) to digital radio.
I am also off tonight and am planning to go out later and have some fun. It is a good Friday indeed. God, I just wish y’all could hear Gay Boyfriend singing to the music. Complete with his own lyrics. It’s HILARIOUS.
On top of all the wonderfulness that is today- my aunt is bringing me a couple of fabulous photographs, that she took, that I fell in love with. SO excited!
I hope everyone has a good weekend!
Peace and California Fridays.
It’s official: Three strikes and I’m out.
My third crush has already dissolved. *sigh* Isn’t that just my luck?
Turns out The Latest used to date (and screwed over) a friend of mine. I didn’t know about them until the day before yesterday, when her and I had a lengthy conversation. Immediately afterwards, I let him know that it wasn’t gonna happen. He understood. Most likely because he knows what an asshole he was to her, and that I now know it too. There are just too many guys in the world for me to need to recycle. Fortunately, I don’t mind… There are lots of other crushes to be had… And I intend to have them. Although my list of criteria is getting more and more interesting.
Today is my Friday and I plan to do what I usually do with my “Fridays”: Hang out with the people that make my world a better place, have a few beers, and laugh my ass off. I am very much looking forward to a night of mindless fun with the girls.
If your weekend has come to an end, I hope it was a good one.
Peace and guys who don’t suck.
(With words.)
What it all means:
1.) I drink a lot. Fortunately, I have friends to do it with. We like shots. My personal recommendation: Dirty Porn Star.
2.) My friend Jenn has a serious aversion to midgets. Another friend of mine actually offered her fifty bucks and free drinks all night to go with us to midget wrestling. Jenn wasn’t having any part of that. My crush said he wants to sneak into her room when she’s asleep and handcuff a midget to her so that when she wakes up, she’ll have no choice but to face her phobia and move on. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
3.) My friend Kendra is a snowboarding freak. ‘Nuff said.
4.) My dog still pees on the damn floor.
5.) Um, if you don’t know what that means, you’re either not a woman- or you’ve already let yourself go. lol
6.) It ain’t a city in China, y’all.
Wanna make your own? Of course you don’t… But here’s the link anyway: Big Huge Labs
Peace and fake magazine covers.
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