My Random Blog

It’s official: Three strikes and I’m out.

My third crush has already dissolved. *sigh* Isn’t that just my luck?

Turns out The Latest used to date (and screwed over) a friend of mine. I didn’t know about them until the day before yesterday, when her and I had a lengthy conversation. Immediately afterwards, I let him know that it wasn’t gonna happen. He understood. Most likely because he knows what an asshole he was to her, and that I now know it too. There are just too many guys in the world for me to need to recycle. Fortunately, I don’t mind… There are lots of other crushes to be had… And I intend to have them. Although my list of criteria is getting more and more interesting.

Today is my Friday and I plan to do what I usually do with my “Fridays”: Hang out with the people that make my world a better place, have a few beers, and laugh my ass off. I am very much looking forward to a night of mindless fun with the girls.

If your weekend has come to an end, I hope it was a good one.

Peace and guys who don’t suck.

I’m lame. Let me just preface all the ridiculousness that will follow, with that. I know it, you’ll soon know it. I’m ok with it.

MySpace. When I first created an account there- I was addicted to it. I had tons of “friends”, put my shit out there for the world to see and was pretty shameless about it’s use. Thankfully, the novelty of that wore off and I stopped the abuse. Now my profile exists as a way to stay connected to friends that have moved away. Phone calls, texts and emails are all fine and dandy, but they don’t compare to being able to hop over to someone’s life in the form of photos, blog posts, bulletins, etc. Thanks to MySpace, I knew Ally was coming to town this weekend and- although she actually calls me when she’s here- I was able to plan accordingly. Not a big deal, but handy.

My profile is private, and only people I actually know outside of the Internet, have access to it. I log in every so often to look at photos (and steal them if I’m in them- ha!) and read random bulletins and blog posts. I’m over MySpace. I get in, I snoop, I get out. (I still fill out surveys though- but that’s a whole other Oprah show.)

Now, I have discovered Facebook. I think it’s been around longer than the other, but I don’t really know because it’s new to ME. And here’s where my lameness is about to be even more obvious: I am addicted to it. I have actively pressured my friends to join it, be my friend on it and learn to Super Poke.

Super Poke! Soooo stupid, yet soooo fun. Ya see… There is regular ol’ poking (getting a member’s attention) and then there is SUPER Pokin’. That let’s you do all kinds of hilarious virtual things to your friends. Stupid things, yes. But funny nonetheless. My gay boyfriend and I spent WAY too much time online yesterday Super Pokin’ each other:

I spanked him, he threw a chocolate cake at me. I trout slapped him and he sucker punched me. Then I bit him. I’ve also thrown sheep, sent flowers, hugged, drunk-dialed, body-slammed and used The Force on various friends. I’m honestly not sure what I’m actually addicted to- Facebook itself, or Super Pokin’. Lame. I know. I told you.

If you’re feeling silly (or lame)… go there and be free.

And there’s my randomness for the day.

Peace and social ridiculousness.

Tonight at work was shitty. I didn’t make the money I usually do- but it’s cool; good days and bad days, blah, blah, blah.

I’m off the next TWO (count ‘em!) days and I’m going to have some fun. Sunday night I will hopefully take it a little easy since Monday is St. Patty’s. Monday I intend to drink my body weight in Irish Car Bombs and hope that when the cab driver asks me where I live, I’ll be able to tell him.

I’ll be back to blogging madness Tuesday- pounding head permitting.

Peace and

Need to express creativity + the attention span of a caffeinated flea + Photoshop = New header. Hopefully no one thinks it looks like crap.

Peace and goldfish love.

Two posts in one day. Rare but it happens. I have been visiting the blogs I visit and ran across a little typing test thing on Lady Banana’s Blog. So, naturally I fired up my fingers and tried it out. I think if you have a minute to spare, and you care how fast you type, you should check it out. Here are my results…

Peace and fast typing.

Well smack my ass and call my Judy! (Um, yeah- I got that from Google… please don’t ask how.) Today I received another great award for my little blog… You Make My Day Award, from DrowseyMonkey! Below is the lovely award along with the guidelines that accompany it… I love passing on stuff… Fun!

And here are the rules:

1. Write a post with links to five blogs that make my day.
2. Acknowledge the post of the award giver.
3. Display the “You Make My Day Award” logo.
4. Tell the award winners that they have won by commenting on their blogs or emailing them the news.

And now… Here are 5 blogs that make MY day, please accept your You Make My Day award…

• Barbara Gordon Photography (Her photos are amazing)
• I Do Things (Back at ya JD!)
• The Junk Drawer (I spend WAY too much time there)
• Brainfizzles (I spend too much time there too)
• The Weekly Vice (So much good info)

So go forth and be fruitful, fellow bloggers… And thank you again, DrowseyMonkey… I’m glad I can make your day.

So I was out in the Internet, reading through the blogs I link to, and while I was at another Random blog, I found the information of my dreams… FREE SOFTWARE! Being the huge nerd I am, I went immediately and started downloading.

Wanna learn French? Need anti-virus software? Wanna be a pretend waitress in Diner Dash? It’s all there and more. So GO! Now! Get your free stuff! I’m going back right now and downloading everything. I’d tell you that the vault code is 1234567, but they don’t make a secret of it, so there’s really no need- is there? Ha!

Peace, comfy shoes and free stuff!