Tonight I had the joy of waiting on the most ridiculous woman I’ve seen in a while. And being that I’m fighting off a cold, I wasn’t able to put on my shiny face and hide my disdain for her. Not that she was smart enough to know what my problem was with her anyway.
Seated at a booth with her husband, she proceeded to stretch out her nasty, bare legs across the bench seat and sit with her back to the wall. A grown ass woman in a sit-down restaurant. Then she hopped on her cell phone and never stopped yapping into it. Not even when her food was in front of her. Her poor husband just sat there staring at his plate and eating quietly, like he was alone at the table.
How fucking low class can a person be? Restaurants are NOT your living rooms, people. Putting your feet up and blabbing into your phone is not acceptable restaurant behavior. If you don’t know this, you need to stick to drive-throughs and taco stands.
Peace and READ THIS.
P.S. This is my 100th post. 
I had such high hopes when I called AT&T customer service today to get my plan changed. The lady I spoke with was “I got a little drunk at lunch” nice, we confirmed repeatedly what I was getting, and I hung up with a sense of peace and happiness. I found myself mentally high-fiving Kathy (or was it Karen?) all the way to work.
Once home from work, I had more time to play with my new phone and it’s new features. It was then that I realized that I still could not send or receive multimedia and the Internet only worked via Wi-Fi. FACK!
I looked up the settings for both (on AT&T’s Web site) and put them in my phone. Internet: Check. Multimedia: Still no. FACK! The MAIN reason I kicked my iPhone to the curb was because it painfully lacked that feature. To most cell phone users, I’m sure this isn’t a big deal. To cell phone junkies like myself, however, it causes headaches and gas pains.
Soooo… I get to call back tomorrow and find out what the problem is. There are a million things I’d rather do than that, and they are all painful.
Oh yeah, and my voice mail doesn’t work either.
Peace, Brazilian waxes and bee stings.
Oh happy day! Today was the day I was supposed to get my new phone, but I couldn’t wait until today so I actually got it last night, after work. The transaction went very well and the guy was very nice. I got exactly what I wanted and so did he. High five. Oh and he didn’t try to kill me or molest me or anything- so that was nice.
So now, I present to you, fine blog readers… My new (and fabulous) phone: The Nokia N95.
Isn’t it beautiful? *sniff* I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it. I love the texting, the multimedia messaging and the camera kicks ASS. It’s a 5 Megapixel digital camera with Carl Zeiss optics, flash and auto focus. It shoots video too. And since I have a 1GB memory card installed as well, I can make long movies and take hundreds of pictures. I think I might faint.
It does a million other cool things, but I want to keep this short so that I can continue playing with it. If you really wanna know, here are the technical specs.
I’m off to continue playing with my new toy.
Peace and cell phone addiction.
