Tomorrow me and a bunch of crazy bitches will be celebrating the birth of Michelle. Since we’re kicking things off at 3:30 p.m., I’m anticipating one looooong-ass evening.
Cocktails at 3:30, Sex and the City at 4:30, dinner and more cocktails after. If I’m still walking upright at 9 p.m., I will consider it a personal victory.
I hope everyone has a great weekend! I’ll be back Monday.
Peace and girlfriend fun.
In honor of the birth of one of my favorite people ever- my aunt- I found a Web site and created a Mad Lib just for her:
Barbara got out of bed early in the morning. She was plucky because it was her birthday. She showered and dressed and ate some McNuggets as fast as she could. She wanted to get to the Ho Down right away because she knew H. would have something totally rad planned for her.
“Oh, boy. I can hardly spank!” Barbara said. “H. always gets me a really supercalifragalisticexpialadocious big toe for my birthday!”
H. said, “What happened to your face, Barbara!” when he saw her. “Are you all ready for your birthday sex panther?’
“Of course, H.!” Barbara said crazily.
“Here it is!” H. said, and opened the closet door to reveal the biggest plumber’s crack Barbara had ever seen.
“Wow, thanks, H.!” she exclaimed. “This is the most fergalicious birthday ever!”
Happy Birthday B.! You are talented, beautiful and fabulous… And I adore you.
Peace and fergalicious birthdays!
