Saturday’s Random Observation
I just saw Bear Grylls pick up a handful of elephant crap, squeeze, and drink the water that came from it. How can someone so delicious looking do such nasty, nasty things? I understand the premise of Man vs. Wild… But really? What are the odds that I am going to find myself stranded, alone, in Africa? Um, yeah… Never. Wtf would I go to Africa for anyway? Dirt? Flies? The chance to have wildlife injure me? No thanks.
American’s will watch anything that’s gross. To prove this theory, I give you: I Love New York and Flavor of Love. I rest my case.
Peace and I’d rather watch Bear eat shit than anything on VH-1.
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