Wordless Hump Day
(With words.)
What it all means:
1.) I drink a lot. Fortunately, I have friends to do it with. We like shots. My personal recommendation: Dirty Porn Star.
2.) My friend Jenn has a serious aversion to midgets. Another friend of mine actually offered her fifty bucks and free drinks all night to go with us to midget wrestling. Jenn wasn’t having any part of that. My crush said he wants to sneak into her room when she’s asleep and handcuff a midget to her so that when she wakes up, she’ll have no choice but to face her phobia and move on. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
3.) My friend Kendra is a snowboarding freak. ‘Nuff said.
4.) My dog still pees on the damn floor.
5.) Um, if you don’t know what that means, you’re either not a woman- or you’ve already let yourself go. lol
6.) It ain’t a city in China, y’all.
Wanna make your own? Of course you don’t… But here’s the link anyway: Big Huge Labs
Peace and fake magazine covers.
