Archive for the ‘holidays’ Category

Happy 4th of July!

Posted in: holidays
04 Jul 2008

I hope everyone (who celebrates today) has a fabulous holiday, and doesn’t blow anything up or set anything on fire. And by “anything”, I mean “yourselves”.

I’m sure y’all are expecting me to be out tonight, raising hell and drinking my body weight in beer. But not tonight. Cops will be all OVER the place and I don’t need that stress. I also don’t need the hangover (tomorrow) that going out tonight would provide me. My Saturdays are long and painful at work and that’s without a head full woodpeckers, neausea and cotton mouth.

So while everyone else is drinking beer and eating various BBQ’d meats, I’m going to spend THIS 4th with my mama. Safe, sound and hydrated.

Peace and safety first.

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Happy Father’s Day, Y’all

Posted in: holidays
15 Jun 2008

I’d like to give a quick shout out to all you dad’s out there. I have nothing but love and respect for men who actually raise their kids these days. (This includes Step-Dads!)

So here’s a big high-five and a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor. Enjoy your day!

Today is my Friday and I intend to treat it as such. First I must get that pesky “job thing” out of the way, then I’m headed out into the world where beer taps flow freely and Tuaca is kept cold.

If I get a call from my neighbor, perhaps I’ll also be having a beer or two with him and his Cute Friend. Perhaps.

Peace, dads and beer.

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