My Random Blog

Monday night was the celebration of BFF’s birthday. We did what we usually do, which is drink excessively and laugh our asses off. Since my new CrackBerry has a pretty nice camera attached to it, I was not shy about sticking it in everyone’s face and snapping photos. You can see them on my Flickr page.

Today (technically yesterday, but it’s still Tuesday for me as I haven’t been to bed yet) I felt like microwaved shit and had to go to work and deal with an unsuspecting public. If I waited on you tonight, my apologies.

Sly called me, just as I was leaving work, and told me to get my ass to the bar she was at. Hell no. I am too old to be partying multiple nights in a row and last night was night #2. I need to rehydrate and sleep.

On a random note… My next door neighbor and I have been getting friendly lately (not that kind of friendly, just hanging out and drinking beer). And the last few days I’ve noticed a friend of his over there that’s pretty cute. Cute Friend seems to think the same of me, as he makes a b-line for my garage the second I pull in.

Anyway, Neighbor invited me over when he gets back from Vegas (on Sunday) to try out his new kegerator. I said that perhaps I would. Cute Friend then said that “perhaps” wasn’t acceptable and he needed a definite “yes”. So I gave him one. Curious to see how Sunday goes…

I have got to get some sleep now. After I drink a gallon of water.

Peace and hydration.

Tomorrow me and a bunch of crazy bitches will be celebrating the birth of Michelle. Since we’re kicking things off at 3:30 p.m., I’m anticipating one looooong-ass evening.

Cocktails at 3:30, Sex and the City at 4:30, dinner and more cocktails after. If I’m still walking upright at 9 p.m., I will consider it a personal victory.

I hope everyone has a great weekend! I’ll be back Monday.

Peace and girlfriend fun.

In honor of the birth of one of my favorite people ever- my aunt- I found a Web site and created a Mad Lib just for her:

Barbara got out of bed early in the morning. She was plucky because it was her birthday. She showered and dressed and ate some McNuggets as fast as she could. She wanted to get to the Ho Down right away because she knew H. would have something totally rad planned for her.

“Oh, boy. I can hardly spank!” Barbara said. “H. always gets me a really supercalifragalisticexpialadocious big toe for my birthday!”

H. said, “What happened to your face, Barbara!” when he saw her. “Are you all ready for your birthday sex panther?’

“Of course, H.!” Barbara said crazily.

“Here it is!” H. said, and opened the closet door to reveal the biggest plumber’s crack Barbara had ever seen.

“Wow, thanks, H.!” she exclaimed. “This is the most fergalicious birthday ever!”

Happy Birthday B.! You are talented, beautiful and fabulous… And I adore you.

Peace and fergalicious birthdays!