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… I’d be dead.

We had more fun than should be legal, I drank an obscene amount of various shots and learned that a Mexican kamikaze is just a rocks glass full of vodka. Sweet baby Jesus.

Yes, that’s me. In a sombrero. With a shot of tequila.

True to form, I have no memory of the last couple of hours of my night. Thankfully, I’m not naked in any of the pictures.

I would also like to thank Rachael for that “backbend” that she did, outside of the club, which was actually just her falling on her back. That was fucking hilarious.

Now I’m going to sit in a dark room and pray for death.

Peace and Tylenol.

I’m going out with my crazy girlfriends and we’re gonna party like it’s 1999. Or 2009. Or pretty much any year ending in 9. I’m leaving my car at home- so the world at large, and the police department, don’t have to deal with me tonight.

Tomorrow, I anticipate a very large hangover and a shitload of photos that will be used to blackmail me for the rest of my life. I’ll be posting those on Flickr.

Peace and FUN.

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Since I don’t have anything fascinating to share today, like I usually do (stop laughing), I thought I’d copy another MySpace survey thing and paste it here (grammar and spelling intact). Is your tail wagging? I bet it is!

On to the ridiculousness that is me…

If you’re being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I’m asleep. Or I’m reeeeally stoned.

If someone hit you, what would you do?
End up in jail.

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Yes. Sometimes it’s better that way.

Last time you were confused?
That happens often, so probably very recently. I drink a lot.

Rent a movie or go to movies?
Go to one.

What is wonderful?
Orgasms and bacon.

What are you doing tonight?
I’m not entirely sure yet, but I’m leaning towards “nothing productive”.

What did you do yesterday?
Worked and went home, like a good girl.

Ever kissed someone whose name starts with the letter M?
Of course. “M” is a popular letter for names.

Last person you told a secret to?
I keep secrets, I don’t tell them. Unless they’re mine, then I’ll blog them.

Status of you and the person you last sent a text to you?
She’s still crazy and I still love her for it.

Favorite song at the moment?
Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman

Ever made someone cry?
I try not to do that, but it happens.

Things you’re looking forward to in the next 2 weeks?
My birthday! Wee Hoo! (It’s on the 9th, for those who wish to give me peanut M&Ms.)

Who is your favorite band?
Of all time? Pink Floyd.

Shared a bed with someone else?
Uh, yeah.

Whats irritating you right now?
Vicodin makes my head itch.

Do you enjoy tattoos?
I have them, so yes. I just wish they didn’t take so long; I’m fidgety.

Where was your default picture taken?
Since this isn’t MySpace, I’ll go with my blog photo: At the bar where my ex used to work.

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No, but I’ve shaved my legs in the bathroom sink. Desperate times, people.

Do you like anyone as of now?
Kind of. He’s kind of a weirdo. Then again, so am I.

Does anything hurt on your body?
Not anymore. Thanks Vikey!

When was the last time you cried?
Last time I was really drunk and had a scorching case of PMS. Bad combo.

How many keys are on your key chain?
Three: Apartment, mailbox and car. I like to keep it simple.

What do you want to eat?
Nachos from Taco Bell. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d go and get them. But I am, so I won’t.

What are you doing today?
Breathing.

Peace and wasting time.

• I’m so ready for George W. to be out of office. For fuck’s sake you’ve fucked everything up as much as you could. Thank you and good riddance. Chris Rock pretty much summed it up when he said you were the worst president, of all presidents. Hopefully whoever comes next can clean up your mess before we become a third world country. I’m hoping that person is not a white republican.

• Sarah Palin did a good job in the debate. I was expecting the “deer in the headlights” Palin, but was pleasantly surprised that she’d been coached well. Good for her! Still, the word is nuclear, not nucular. Even my spell check is freaking out right now. And, the world is not comprised of hockey moms. Just so ya know.

On a side note- she is, indeed, hot. I’d make out with her at a frat party for sure. I’m sure if I brought her the back leg of a dead wolf, or a clubbed baby seal, she’d let me.

• The definition of marriage is two committed people who love each other. Not two people who will get divorced anyway.

• Transformers is still the best movie I’ve ever seen over and over. A very close second is Lord of the Rings. But I’m a nerd.

• Happy birthday roomie! I absolutely adore you and am so glad I was a part of your special day. Even though some old guy kept staring at us like he’d never seen chicks before, and I gave my number to a twenty-two year old. I blame Dirty Porn Stars for that last one- even though I didn’t know how old he was until it was too late. (I guess I have to start checking IDs now.)

Oh and I’m sorry I ran into the back of your truck and rendered my front license plate completely useless. Green means go. And my Saturn is no match for the ass of your Ford.

• To the guy I hook up with from time to time: You rock in bed. It sucks that you’re stupid. However, I’m willing to overlook that for some safe and sane fun on my birthday next week. Holla!

• I need sleep, and lots of it.

P.S. I still love you Angi and Kev!

Peace and saying what you think.

Some time ago, JD over at I Do Things decided to give herself a virtual makeover. It looked so fun that I thought I’d give it a shot too. Of course I am the Queen of Procrastination Town, so it took me a while to actually get around to it.

I headed over to this place and plugged myself in, hoping to maybe find the next great thing to do with my hair. I did not, in fact, find that thing. I DID, however, find looks that you’d have to kill me in order to inflict on me, and a new appreciation for what my hair is doing now. This isn’t the fault of Taaz.com, or their very cool virtual makeover tools; I’ve concluded that my face and head are just not down with change.

I thought I should note that, in addition to a variety of interesting hair styles, you can also tweak your makeup. In real life I’m not really a big makeup wearer, so I thought it would be nice to experiment with my trampy side. A few of these pictures feature my (not so subtle) makeup handiwork, so be on the lookout for that drunk whore look awesome bonus.

My apologies for any freaky nightmares and/or sex dreams the following may cause. Or your welcome.

Peace and change isn’t always good.

If you’ve been here before, you probably know that I’m a TOTAL Photoshop nerd/junky. I would play with it all day long if I didn’t have a job, friends and a BlackBerry.

My latest quest was learning how to make a “comic book effect” for my photos. I found tons of tutorials online, but none of them (by themselves) provided me with the exact result I was looking for. So I took a little of this, a little of that and a little of my own trial and error and came up with what I wanted all along. Yay me!

I’d like to give credit where it’s due, and these two sites were very helpful to my learning: MelissaClifton.com and PhotoshopRoadmap.com. So thank you so very much for sharing your big brains with the world.

In case you’re curious about what I’ve done… Here are a few of my faves.

Peace and tweaking your friends.

I wish that all of the citizens of America understood that they aren’t God. How I live my life and the personal decisions I make are between me and God. In the end, it is God that I will answer to; not those that think they have the right to tell me how to live my life. If you don’t agree with things that people do- then don’t do them yourselves. Live your life the way YOU want to- and mind your own business. I don’t live my life for other people and NO one should ever have to.

I’m not going to make this a “political” blog… There are plenty of more qualified and elequent people out there who are kicking ass in that respect. But know that I am against the taking away of rights from people simply because others might not agree with them.

California will be voting on Prop 8 in November and I hope that the voters make the right choice by voting NO. If you’re against gay marriage- then don’t participate in it. If you’re against equal rights for everyone, then you should probably re-examine your own life, and why it is you feel the need to deny opportunities for people you don’t know anything about simply because you disagree with who they love.

Homosexuality is no more a choice than is heterosexuality. That’s a fact. And just because it’s possible to find gays who hate themselves for it, wish they weren’t and struggle to live “hetero” lives, doesn’t prove otherwise. Being gay in this country isn’t easy, thanks to those that try so fucking hard to make it difficult. It’s time to knock that shit off and take a step forward, instead of backward.

Peace and God loves gays too, even if you don’t.