MySpace Survey Number 5 Billion
Since I don’t have anything fascinating to share today, like I usually do (stop laughing), I thought I’d copy another MySpace survey thing and paste it here (grammar and spelling intact). Is your tail wagging? I bet it is!
On to the ridiculousness that is me…
If you’re being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I’m asleep. Or I’m reeeeally stoned.
If someone hit you, what would you do?
End up in jail.
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
Yes. Sometimes it’s better that way.
Last time you were confused?
That happens often, so probably very recently. I drink a lot.
Rent a movie or go to movies?
Go to one.
What is wonderful?
Orgasms and bacon.
What are you doing tonight?
I’m not entirely sure yet, but I’m leaning towards “nothing productive”.
What did you do yesterday?
Worked and went home, like a good girl.
Ever kissed someone whose name starts with the letter M?
Of course. “M” is a popular letter for names.
Last person you told a secret to?
I keep secrets, I don’t tell them. Unless they’re mine, then I’ll blog them.
Status of you and the person you last sent a text to you?
She’s still crazy and I still love her for it.
Favorite song at the moment?
Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman
Ever made someone cry?
I try not to do that, but it happens.
Things you’re looking forward to in the next 2 weeks?
My birthday! Wee Hoo! (It’s on the 9th, for those who wish to give me peanut M&Ms.)
Who is your favorite band?
Of all time? Pink Floyd.
Shared a bed with someone else?
Uh, yeah.
Whats irritating you right now?
Vicodin makes my head itch.
Do you enjoy tattoos?
I have them, so yes. I just wish they didn’t take so long; I’m fidgety.
Where was your default picture taken?
Since this isn’t MySpace, I’ll go with my blog photo: At the bar where my ex used to work.
Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No, but I’ve shaved my legs in the bathroom sink. Desperate times, people.
Do you like anyone as of now?
Kind of. He’s kind of a weirdo. Then again, so am I.
Does anything hurt on your body?
Not anymore. Thanks Vikey!
When was the last time you cried?
Last time I was really drunk and had a scorching case of PMS. Bad combo.
How many keys are on your key chain?
Three: Apartment, mailbox and car. I like to keep it simple.
What do you want to eat?
Nachos from Taco Bell. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d go and get them. But I am, so I won’t.
What are you doing today?
Breathing.
Peace and wasting time.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I am a complete and utter whore when it comes to the myspace survey’s. Seriously.
And um, What is wonderful?
Orgasms and bacon.
Classic.
Dirty Pirate Hooker’s last blog post..Hooker in a Hammock
October 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Would virtual peanut M&M’s suffice?
I challenge any girl to say she’s NEVER shaved her legs in the bathroom sink…and then I will call her a liar. (Kidding. Maybe.)
Angi’s last blog post..Stupid Politicians And The Stupid Things They Stupidly Do
October 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dirty Pirate Hooker - ME TOO! It’s obscene really. I’m ridiculous with it.
Orgasms and bacon are my favorite things to have! I recommend them to everyone.
Angi - Absolutely they will! I’ll take ‘em however I can get ‘em.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m not alone with the shaving in the sink thing. lol
October 6th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
If only Taco Bell would deliver. *sigh*
Jeff’s last blog post..How we got out of credit card debt
October 6th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Jeff - If they did, I’d weigh 500 pounds in a month. Thank GOD they don’t! LOL
October 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Er, “ridiculousness” is “supercoolness” misspelled.
Marvin’s last blog post..A modest proposal
October 6th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Really? Pink Floyd? I mean, I see the merits of a good Pink Floyd song, but favorite of all time, above every other possible band out there? I’m not questioning your taste in music, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone go with Pink Floyd before, so I am curious. I’ve always felt they were just a little too “let’s get high and see what happens” for me… Interesting.
And, hello, btw. I don’t think I’ve commented before, at least not in a long time, but I owed you one.
Jay’s last blog post..Free Clowns with Purchase of 401(k)
October 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Marvin - You rock on so many levels, I really want to clone you. LOL
Jay - Yes, Pink Floyd. Perhaps their music is for stoners, or the insane, but they have never produced anything I didn’t enjoy listening to, and that is what qualifies them as my all time favorite. Every single album, every single song. I can’t say that of any other band- although I do enjoy many of them.
It also helps that seeing them live, in Oakland, was the best concert I’ve ever been to, to date. And I’ve been to MANY.
But for the record: I highly recommend smoking a large bowl (or two) and throwing on the “Animals” album. It’s an experience.
Thank you very much for visiting!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Note to self: If future bathroom sink in future home is ever clogged, blame can most likely be placed on future wife.
kev’s last blog post..How to Spread the Awesome (Before You Die)
October 7th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
What is wonderful?
Orgasms and bacon. ( and cookies?)
At the same time?
I got nothing fascinating to share either, but I enjoyed reading this. Made me laugh.
Natural’s last blog post..Filler Post
October 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Happy almost birthday! In just a few hours anyway! Here’s many, many peanut M & M’s stashed in every corner of your house to find and cherish at will!
JT’s last blog post..New family member
October 8th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Kev - Yes, indeed- it will be her fault. Although I don’t think she’ll be able to clog the sink unless she’s reeeeally hairy!
Natural - No, not at the same time. LOL I’m happy you enjoyed my survey!
JT - Awww! Thank you so very, very much! Just the thought of a house full of peanut M&Ms makes my heart beat fast!
October 9th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Here you go, chica!!
The biggest I could find!
Happy birthday.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Thank you Angi! You’re awesome!! lol