Brain Leakage Part Deux

I’m so ready for George W. to be out of office. For fuck’s sake you’ve fucked everything up as much as you could. Thank you and good riddance. Chris Rock pretty much summed it up when he said you were the worst president, of all presidents. Hopefully whoever comes next can clean up your mess before we become a third world country. I’m hoping that person is not a white republican.

Sarah Palin did a good job in the debate. I was expecting the “deer in the headlights” Palin, but was pleasantly surprised that she’d been coached well. Good for her! Still, the word is nuclear, not nucular. Even my spell check is freaking out right now. And, the world is not comprised of hockey moms. Just so ya know.

On a side note- she is, indeed, hot. I’d make out with her at a frat party for sure. I’m sure if I brought her the back leg of a dead wolf, or a clubbed baby seal, she’d let me.

The definition of marriage is two committed people who love each other. Not two people who will get divorced anyway.

Transformers is still the best movie I’ve ever seen over and over. A very close second is Lord of the Rings. But I’m a nerd.

Happy birthday roomie! I absolutely adore you and am so glad I was a part of your special day. Even though some old guy kept staring at us like he’d never seen chicks before, and I gave my number to a twenty-two year old. I blame Dirty Porn Stars for that last one- even though I didn’t know how old he was until it was too late. (I guess I have to start checking IDs now.)

Oh and I’m sorry I ran into the back of your truck and rendered my front license plate completely useless. Green means go. And my Saturn is no match for the ass of your Ford.

To the guy I hook up with from time to time: You rock in bed. It sucks that you’re stupid. However, I’m willing to overlook that for some safe and sane fun on my birthday next week. Holla!

I need sleep, and lots of it.

P.S. I still love you Angi and Kev!

Peace and saying what you think.

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16 Responses to “Brain Leakage Part Deux”

  1. Angi says:

    Man oh man, you’re going to have to explain to me the extreme appeal of Transformers, because I just don’t get it! I fell asleep in that movie - on numerous occasions. I still haven’t seen the movie the entire way through because I can never stay awake!

    But I do love me some LOTR!

    *sniff* You make me miss my Saturn!! :-(

    Oh and P.S. Still love you too ;-)
    Angi’s last blog post..One, or Two?

  2. Jeff says:

    You’d think after seeing GW get beat up for 7 years for saying “nucular” that her handlers would have straightened her out on that one. That drove me nuts too.

    Jeff’s last blog post..Perms through the ages: A hair-raising experience

  3. Natural says:

    bye bye bush. he’s about to get a shave.

    i watched and she did better than expected, but still came up short. not bad looking but not on my make out list.

    I have never seen Transformers.

    oh snap, you banged your car. sowee. i hit a parked car because i thought i was stepping on the brake when i was really stepping on the clutch AND wondering how come my car would not stop. duh. i was on a hill, but nothing was damaged but my license plate cover and it’s still tore up.

    peace and can’t remember what i think because i probably need more sleep.

    Natural’s last blog post..Filler Post

  4. kev says:

    Does the aforementioned stupid guy know you have a blog? Or is he so stupid he doesn’t know what a blog, a computer, or the Internet is, so you don’t have to worry about him reading any of this? ;-)

    Thanks for the “King of Awesome” compliment! Oh, by the way, happy early birthday. So, are you turning 25? 26? 27? What will you be doing on your special day?

    kev’s last blog post..Epiphanies or Insane Ramblings?

  5. Dirty Pirate Hooker says:

    Well hello there! Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. I’m such an attention whore, so of course I loved it! And I’m going to take a guess that you are also an attention whore, hence the comment =)

    Anyway, your blog looks pretty funny, so I’m adding you to my reader and will have to go and check it all out.

    Kisses and Herpes,
    DPH

    Dirty Pirate Hooker’s last blog post..Your ass makes me want to kill babies

  6. Corrina says:

    Angi - OMG you really fell asleep during Transformers?? My heart just had a pang. At least you love LOTR! I could watch those over and over too… It doesn’t hurt that Viggo and Orlando star. ;-)

    Jeff - I was waiting and waiting for her to realize she was saying it wrong but she never did. *Sigh* Oh well, too much to ask, I suppose.

    Natural - Yes, I banged my car. I wasn’t paying attention and saw the light turn green so I assumed she’d go. Unfortunately, I went before she did! LOL My front plate is now quite mangled. :-(

    King of Awesome - He does not know about my blog. I was just thinking out loud. LOL. I don’t know if he has Internet access though; I’ve never asked. I keep my blog from pretty much everyone I know except a few close friends who know all my crap anyway.

    And thank you for the 20-something guesses on my almost age. HAHA… I’ll be the big 3-5. As for what I’ll be doing- just planning on an intimate dinner with my mom and a few girlfriends followed by lots of fun and laughing. :-)

    DPH - You made it! I have added you to my reading list as well- you’re pretty damn funny and I have a thing for foul-mouthed women. ;-) Thanks for the VD! Nothing like a gift that keeps on giving.

  7. Matthew Dryden says:

    Per your collision: I guess some things aren’t strong enough to rear a tough back-end.

    Interesting entry. I’ll be back.

    Matthew Dryden’s last blog post..I Make A Difference, Now What About You?

  8. Corrina says:

    Hi Matthew Dryden - That is correct, sir. In more ways than one. :-) Hope to see you again…

  9. JD at I Do Things says:

    Good-BYE, Bush! Oh, 8 years have never passed so slowly. And you’re right, Palin is HAWT, but that’s about all she’s got going for her.

    You’ve piqued my curiosity about Transformers. If you also love LOTR, then Transformers must be worth checking out.

    JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Graciously Quote Other Bloggers so you don’t have to be

  10. Marvin says:

    I agree, W is an embarrassment. One does not go to war and try to lower taxes too. That was ridiculous. After this, though, I am ready to elect Genghis Khan. Anything but a mealy-mouthed say-anything Communist.

    Palin is hot, I agree.

    I think “Grosse Point Blank” is the best movie ever. Or “The Princess Bride.” Or “The Fifth Element.” I didn’t see “Transformers” so I can’t say. But it didn’t seem to have a lot of dialogue. ;-)

    It’s so nice that you like your roomie. Until I met my darling wife, I didn’t live with anyone I didn’t wind up wanting to kill.

    Marvin’s last blog post..Failed the laugh test

  11. Corrina says:

    JD - I must agree that Palin’s hotness is the only thing that attracts me to her. It certainly isn’t because she’s qualified… which she is not. I LOVE Gross Point Blank too- good call!

    My Favorite Martian - I’ll elect anyone but another republican with the same agenda… I just can’t take it anymore.

    I love, love, love my roomie. She’s an awesome person and I am lucky to be sharing a place with someone who doesn’t suck and who I can actually trust! Plus if her and I ever went toe to toe- it would be a fucking death match, as she is quite scrappy herself. ;-)

  12. Gypsy says:

    She’s attractive until she opens her dang mouth, then it’s all over.

    Gypsy’s last blog post..If it’s a car you lack, I’d surely buy you a Cadillac

  13. Corrina says:

    Amen to THAT, Gypsy.

  14. DrowseyMonkey says:

    I don’t get the hot thing, but I just can’t get past the language barrier ;)

    You Betcha!

    DrowseyMonkey’s last blog post..Why Canada Has a Low Crime Rate

  15. Tim says:

    Why the back leg? Do you figure she doesn’t go for front legs? Kinda weird , you mentioning body parts, considering my last post :)
    Tim’s last blog post..Ribcage: It’s What’s For Dinner!

  16. Florida Girl In Sydney says:

    Yes, please please get Bush the fuck out of the White House before he drags us down any freaking further!

    With ya on Palin- I’d do her, then vote for Obama.

    Florida Girl In Sydney’s last blog post..Breakin’ it Down at the Opera House

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