Happy Monday
I have today off and I couldn’t be more thrilled. I wish I could sit around on my ass all day eating Bon Bons and watching soap operas but I’ve got shit to do, as usual. Probably a good thing because if I actually watched a soap opera, I’d have to kill myself. But before I get my ass in gear…
I had the extreme joy of waiting on the biggest bitch on earth the other night. After several snide remarks and an impressive display of her God complex, she informed me that she was from San Francisco, had two dogs back at her hotel, and it was my responsibility to gather up some bones for her to take back to them. I transferred her table (the rest of whom seemed embarrassed by her) before I had to slap her and find a new job. Unfortunately, she only became worse with her next server.
When it came time for Satan’s Grandma and her party to leave, she began demanding the bones for her dogs. Since we don’t sell bones, but only food that may contain them, our acquiring them would consist of collecting them either from the plates of other patrons, or the trash. Both of which are highly unsanitary and disgusting and neither of which I, Satan’s Grandma’s server, or the manager, were willing to do. In the end, the entire staff deemed her mentally insane and she left in an awesome state of snit. Thank you for dining with us. And fuck you.
I have developed some kind of unhealthy fascination with Transformers, the movie. I have been watching it at least once a day and the other day I watched it twice. I saw it in theaters and loved it, but now that it’s “On Demand” through my cable company- I’m able to watch it whenever I want, and that’s pretty much every day now. Bumblebee has become my favorite and I really wish I had a yellow Camero. (I know he used to be a VW Beetle, but he’s not anymore and I could never drive one of those anyway.)
Ok, obviously I need to stop watching Transformers for a while.
Hot Future Doctor will be in town tomorrow night. I’m continuing my weekly Sex With Sly (cocktails) event with the girls, so he’s planning on meeting up with me there, when he gets in. I’m both very excited, and very nervous. I mean I used to date this guy, and we’ve seen each other all kinds of naked, but I haven’t seen him in a decade, so he’s going to be new to me all over again. Should be an interesting evening. I’ll be back Wed. with details…
Peace and Hasbro toys.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I think I may very well be the only person in the universe who does not care for Transformers. Don’t hurt me…
Oh man, I can feel your pain regarding Lady from Hell. GREAT memories from my serving days, I tell you…like the couple who had 2 dogs in their RV and demanded we sell them plain hamburger patties for their dogs…if I recall correctly, my manager actually had to make up a price and log them into the computer manually because we didn’t actually sell JUST hamburger patties. I remember thinking, “What kind of moron doesn’t bring dog food along on a road trip!?”
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August 18th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I love LOVE the Transformers movie! We watch it all the time. Jake thinks I’m a cool mom because I like to watch it with him. Poor kid. If he only knew I did it just for Josh Duhamel . . .
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August 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Ok, I’m one of those who was left breathless throughout the entire movie! It was and is one of the most awesomest (is there even such a word) movie I ever saw and I’ve been having delusion of being a yellow Camero since that day … LOL!
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August 19th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Yep, those wacky transformers!
I only saw it in the theater, but I was impressed. Watching it once a day tho… you have way too much time on your hands
When Princess Bride was a new release (yeah I know, ancient history), I bought the VHS tape and watched it about 20 times in a week, so I guess I’m one to talk!
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August 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am
OMG! I swear after watching that movie about four times, I decided that I want a yellow Camero too! I’m not sure how that would work with having three kids all still in car seats - you gotta love that Cal law about the kids being at least 60 lbs before they are out of car seats. How COOL would that look? One kid in the front two in the back. LOL! Sorry honey, there’s no more room for Daddy!
Satan’s Grandma lives in San Francisco??? Wow! Thanks for warning a go down there a lot.
Just some INFO on the Hot Future Dr. that you used to date and haven’t seen in a decade… I’ve got 3 words for you… Dress to Kill!!!
But like I had to tell you that ;o) I hate bumping into someone I haven’t seen in a while and not looking so hot, I always feel like they’re thinking Damn! What happen to her? She really let herself go! I know. I’m a dork.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
LOL, you and Transformers. I never saw the movie. I suppose I should rent it. MDW likes mostly romantic comedies, so Transformers is about as diametrically opposed to that genre as you can get.
Woohoo, I hope things go well with HFD. Keep us posted. I’m rooting for you! A decade is a long time. I hope that the years roll away in a millisecond for you.
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August 20th, 2008 at 11:03 am
man you got me LOL at work. ahhh. “Thank you for dining with us. And fuck you.”
WTH. Satan’s grandma should have ordered a steak and put the bone in her doggy bag.
hmm, i’ve never seen transformers. i wonder if it’s on my OnDemand. I’ma check when I get home. I have a movie coming today from Netflix.
Peace!
Hey is there a picture on your blog, i can’t see it at work with this crappy system. neh’mind…I’ll check back,
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August 26th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Satan’s Grandma’s Sister was in my face this morning. Butt ugly and nasty attitude to boot, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to bury her or run like hell!
And, yeah, I love the Transformers to. Not sure how many times I’ve seen the movies, but every time I see that it’s on, I watch it . The funny thing is my b/f bitches about how often we watch it, but every time I put it on, he sits down, shuts up and is as glued as I am :).
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August 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Ooh girl - I’ve been meaning to catch up with you. I LOVED Transformers - lol - not sure how many times I’ve watched it already.
Not lately, though. I’ve been STUCK on the Twilight Saga - playing hooky and everything!
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