God Bless Vicodin
Just so ya know- I’m pretty stoned right now. So if this is riddled with spelling errors, or if I don’t make any sense, my apologies. I will try to proof read before I publish.
Turns out I’ve been blessed with a double tooth whammy: A wisdom tooth has decided to rear it’s ugly head and, in the process, crowd my other teeth- one of which is cracked. You can imagine the amount of joy and happiness this is causing the inside of my head. I don’t remember there ever being a time when I wanted to smash in my own face with a hammer. Until now.
Thankfully this will all be resolved tomorrow. Until then, I have been given Vicodin. Which I now like to refer to as “Fuck Yes!” in pill form.
The biggest bummer (besides wanting to blow my own head off) of this whole thing is that tonight is my girl Sly’s LAST night of bartending competition and I can’t go!! I felt horrible, when she called, telling her that I can’t make it. Although when I told her why she totally understood. I will be there with her in spirit. Right now it certainly feels like I can fly over there.
Well, Fashion Paramedic is giving me weird advice about what to do with my cracked tooth, so I’m gonna go try her ideas and see what happens. She said something about tea-bagging that made me laugh- but she meant real tea bags. Did I mention I’m stoned?
Peace and prescription drugs.
Tags: dentists, Fashion Paramedic, stoned, tooth pain, Vicodin
July 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Tea bagging!! And Vicodin!! Oh . . . wait til later and you’re stoned and watching QVC like I did when my tooth got extracted. I think I ordered a couple of Dooney bags.
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July 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I hate you!! I want a new Dooney! Sooooo jealous! lol
July 8th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Ooooh yes, actually, I “tea bagged” a LOT when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. It really helps, listen to her! Honest!
In any case, I take Vicodin for my super-bad migraines. I have a love-hate relationship with those pills…
July 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
LOL … love the photo.
Damn, Vicodin, yeah … dentists always have the good stuff. You must be getting smarter if your wisdom tooth is coming thru (groan) … and I can’t even blame it on drugs.
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July 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Oh man, that totally sucks the big one! I absolutely HATE tooth pain! It’s worse than anything else — even childbirth! I feel soooo sorry for you. And I’m so jealous. I want some “Fuck Yes” in pill form, too!
Hope tomorrow brings your mouth relief!
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
poor baby. tooth pain is the worse pain in life. F-yes comes in a pill, huh. wow, i got it all twisted, thought the pill was after that.
okay well i had a half bottle of wine and i think we should meet up some where and fly away.
feel better girl. wait you already do. wouldn’t it be nice if teeth just grew back, like nails. crack one? don’t worry, another one will grow in.
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July 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
LMAO- Ok ladies, evidently I am the only perverted one here who knows what tea-bagging is. I don’t know why you classy broads read my blog but I am SO thankful that you do. LOL
In my defense, it was also explained by Samantha, on SATC.
Can’t wait for tomorrow and for this misery to be gone. Although as of this moment I’m feeling golden thanks to my prescriptive aides.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Oh…my….well, now I feel dumb. Apparently Seattlites don’t use that phrase…
LOL but now that comment I left up there sounds REALLLLY bad….”it helps! Honest!”
July 9th, 2008 at 12:35 am
LOL! No worries, Angi… I never thought for one second that you meant anything other than what you did. I’m the only perverted one here and I’m ok with that. Although I MUST say that I have never practiced “tea-bagging” in it’s perverted sense before either. Just for the record, folks. lol
July 9th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Tea bags work. At least for blood clotting, and for reducing tissue swelling. I’m sorry you hurt! I just had my upper left wisdom tooth out. That hurts too. Partners in pain. Feel better!
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July 9th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Funny. You learn something new every day in the blog world. I can’t wait to introduce my wife to tea-bagging.
KIDDING!
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July 9th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Oh, now try reading Angi’s comment in the context of how you describe it:
“Ooooh yes, actually, I “tea bagged” a LOT when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. It really helps…”
Sorry Angi, but that’s hysterical
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:05 am
See!! I know!! It sounds terrible, hahahaha.
Oh well. Glad I could provide a few laughs
July 9th, 2008 at 9:32 am
These comments have warped my fragile lil’ mind!
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July 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
oh dang. is that what THAT’S called. i thought it was called: I’m drunk lets try this or
i wonder what would happen if i eat these or
these can’t taste any worse than that thing
ooooh okay. tea bagging. thanks for the edumakashun.
i’m a good girl.
ROFL
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July 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
My Favorite Martian - So far I’m using gauze. I don’t think I want to put a tea bag in my mouth.
Jeff - Yeah, so glad I could share my gross knowlege with the blogging world. LOL and yes, Angi’s comment is hilarious once you know what teabagging is. HA HA HA She’s awesome.
Angi - You’re so fabulous. Thank you for being a great sport about it. I’ll happily delete your prior comment if you’d like.
Kev - Holy shnikeys! Didn’t think I’d see you here again! LOL… On behalf of me and my innocent commenters, I am so sorry for your fragile mind having being warped.
Natural - OMG I don’t even know what to say to that because it’s ALL HILARIOUS!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Oh God! I so sympathize! I had to have a molar removed after it was completely impacted by the wisdom, and then have the wisdom removed after it finally erupted. I was so completely miserable, I actually thought of dropping a brick on my foot to distract me from the pain.
I’ve tagged you fro a meme tho’, one you might have fun with, try it out on you girlfriends. pthththth!
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
BTW, totally got the tea-bagging comment. LOL, the first time I heard that was when I had brought in Kinky Boots for my co-workers to see. The next to last scene when they interrupt the guys poor presentation of the boots - we were watching it, and the one part where he’s laying on the floor and the one tranny walks over and dips down on top of him? One of my guys said “Ohh, he got tea-bagged!” had us all rolling on the seats. Awesome movie, if you haven’t, you should see it! Especially while on vicodins!
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July 9th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Hahaha…don’t worry about it, my naivete makes me laugh at myself.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Teabaggin’ … I know what it means, but only because I watch raunchy movies sometimes, not porn … there’s a difference.
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