MySpace Survey Fun
Tonight I logged into MySpace for the first time in ages and thought I’d steal this and post it. I’m not sure how often I’ll do shit like this, but I’m thinking about once a week since I love them. I’m lame. I know that already. Oh and I’m leaving the spelling errors and typos in because I don’t feel like correcting a 16 year-old’s grammar today.
And now… The inside of my head.
What brand are your jeans that your wearing?
I am currently wearing PJ’s and I have no idea who made them. Probably child slaves in a third world country.
Would you like to see the first person you kissed this year?
Oddly enough- I HAVE seen him. He was a bouncer at a club I went to recently. He’s cute, and built, but bald.
What was your worst mistake in your life?
His name is Greg. He’s a douche.
What did you do yesterday?
I worked then went out to see my girl Sly compete.
Are you going out of state soon?
Not unless I get arrrested and then out on bail.
Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
Nope. Too hungover to feel anything.
Do you own a polo shirt?
Yes. Although I never, ever wear it. It keeps my fuzzy hanger company.
Have you kissed anyone recently?
Uh, the last person I kissed (romantically) was Stupid Cuteness. But I kiss my girlfriends on a regular basis. (Not romantically.)
Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle, means your sexually
frustrated?
No, I think it means you’re bored.
What friend do you tell the most to?
BFF for sure. She knows everything, even when she doesn’t want to.
Name 3 thoughts you have at this exact moment?
Tylenol.
Work tomorrow.
Cute guy I met last night.
Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Lipton tea
Widmer
Water
Ever had a drunk night in Mexico?
Drinking in Mexico is bad… So I hear…
You’re walking down the street with your love, where are you going?
Uh, me walking down the street with ANYONE is a scenario that will never take place. I have a car. Therefore I drive it.
Was your last kiss a mistake?
Probably, but whatever.
Where did the shirt you’re wearing come from?
A store that sells shirts. Thank God for those.
How many people do you know with your name?
Not a one.
How’s your heart lately?
It’s still beating. *whew*
Do you have hairspray in your hair?
Actually yes. I have to when I work, to keep all the crazy hairs in place.
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Uh, yeah.
Does anything hurt on your body?
My ass hurts from when I fell down last night, after slipping on booze, in heels. Classy.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Working and coming home. I think.
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Oh yeah. Lots of them. Not recently though.
What are you doing for your next birthday?
Hopefully hitting the beach. I need it.
Peace and random info. you didn’t need.
June 26th, 2008 at 6:25 am
What brand are your jeans that your wearing?
I am currently wearing PJ’s and I have no idea who made them. Probably child slaves in a third world country.
LOL
June 26th, 2008 at 8:45 am
I’m glad you were not hurt worse, falling! That’s what your butt is for. Hope it feels better today!
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June 26th, 2008 at 10:29 am
So damn hilarious! You are like Chandler from FRIENDS…I always get a kick out of reading your posts…rock on!
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June 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Hi Angi - Yeah, I’m not promoting child labor or anything- it’s just what I thought of when I read that. LOL
My Favorite Martian - Evidently it was quite hilarious to my friends when I ate shit. They should put tire tread on the bottoms of heels. Slippery bastards they are.
Hello Zafar Ahmed - I’m so glad you enjoy my posts! Thank you for commenting.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Oh…you’re NOT!!? I have a 5 year old in my storage closet who I force to make new clothes for me all the time…is that wrong??
I think you’re spot on with the idea to put tire tread on the bottoms of heels. Wearing those things on anything other than carpet, if it’s wet…it’s like playing russian roulette with your center of gravity. And I swear, booze is slicker than anything…I vote you quick patent that idea before someone else steals it!
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June 26th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
OMG Angi you killed me with that comment!
“…it’s like playing russian roulette with your center of gravity.”
FABULOUS. And true!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
always interesting and full of laughs.
I’m going with answer
Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle, means your sexually
frustrated?
No, I think it means you’re bored.
and it has absolutely nothing to do with that pile of peeled off paper in the corner. nothing!!! you hear me? nothing!!!
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June 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
LOL! Natural you crack me up! That’s RIGHT sister! You’re just reeeeaaaallly bored!
I peel the labels off bottles when I’m bored, therefore, so does everyone else. I think there are better things to do when you’re sexually frustrated. HA ha
June 27th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Random info is fun! Especially when it’s about you!
Have a wonderful weekend!
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June 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Every now and then I just like to throw stupid shit up there. LOL I hope your weekend is fabulous!
June 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Fun Q&A. And, ew? Who uses a dry toothbrush?
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June 29th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I don’t know who would do that, but it is icky for sure. lol