Posting Via Crackberry

Today I feel like total and utter shit, but I don’t care because last night was fabulous.

I had some beers with friends, then came home like a good girl. Then Stupid Cuteness and I started a text-a-thon, which ended with me at his apartment. My squishy spot for him over-rode my otherwise questionable judgment. I suspect that will happen again in the future.

It’s unfortunate that he lives like a bachelor pig because his place ate my shirt. Then we couldn’t locate my shoes. I had to do the walk of shame, to my car this afternoon, in bare feet and a Hooters t-shirt. Classy. Hopefully his apartment will throw up soon and I can get my shit back. Last time, I left my socks there. They have never resurfaced.

The potential revival of Vanilla Ice was a bad idea and I’m keeping him in the past. I’ve deleted his number from my phone and that’s the end of that. Until the next time he gets my voice mail at 3 a.m., anyway. I’m sure eventually he will give up. I’m too over it to bother explaining things to him.

I wish Stupid Cuteness wasn’t such a flake, but at least he can distract me until someone comes along who is actually worth dating.

Peace and crushes that remain.

EDIT: I thought I’d take a pic of that classy shirt and post it. Sexy, right?

15 Responses to “Posting Via Crackberry”

  1. Fashion Paramedic says:

    Aw, MAN! I once had to do the walk of shame while shoe-less — right past a COP. Talk about wishing you were invisible . . .

    I’m throwing caution to the wind and drinking some pear cider tonight, while on vikey. The boys are driving me crazy. But drinking plus vikey = some funny shit, so stay tuned later!!

    Fashion Paramedic’s last blog post..In the Ghet-to

  2. Leigh says:

    Oh well. Stupid Cuteness has GOT to be better than un-stupid hideousness, right? lol

    Leigh’s last blog post..Traveling and Migrating, but Not at the Same Time

  3. Corrina says:

    Fashion - You win the walk of shame award dude! LOL And I want your vikey!

    Leigh - Right! LOL

  4. JD at I Do Things says:

    Oh, my god. The walk of shame in a Hooter’s T-shirt. That beats all my walks of shame. Of course, my walks all took place long before Hooter’s was invented.

    I want some of Fashion’s vikey, too!

    JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Am Quirky so you don’t have to be

  5. Jeff says:

    Back in the 80s I used to do the band guy’s version of the walk of shame… Leaving someone’s place in the morning wearing leather pants, a puffy shirt and a giant Aquanet hairball from the night before.

    Wait a minute, what am I talking about. I’m proud of that!

  6. Corrina says:

    JD - Yeah, it was quite the mortifying experience. Especially since he has neighbors that I know and run into occasionally. I can only hope they were asleep or at work when I left. I think I could have pulled off the Hooters t-shirt had I at least been wearing shoes. LOL

    Jeff - Oh MY that was a FABULOUS visual! The giant Aquanet hairball thing almost made me spit out my water. LOL! And yeah, I don’t think it’s possible for a guy to do a walk of shame. ha ha ha

  7. Marvin the Martian says:

    Bahahahahahahah! What a picture, barefoot and clad in a Hooters t-shirt, tiptoeing to your car. You are SUCH a nut. ;-)
    Marvin the Martian’s last blog post..“You have no idea how close you are to death…”

  8. Dette says:

    LOL - love it!! But since I’m now married to Skinny Ass, I don’t have anymore walks of shame.

    Unless you call freakiness in the backyard shameful…

    Dette’s last blog post..I Think He’s Got It Backwards

  9. DrowseyMonkey says:

    lol … you have a way with words … very visual too. Hooters, oh dear. I haven’t had too many walks of shame, mostly cause I make them do the travelling, but I do remember one. I had my shoes tho.

    DrowseyMonkey’s last blog post..Chinese Lantern Festival

  10. Florida Girl in Sydney says:

    I think you should consider yourself lucky that bootycallbachelorpad didn’t suck up your pants—if you would have had to do the walk of shame barefoot, in the hooters shirt, and wearing a pair of whitie tighties (ok he probs doesn’t wear those, but it the thought of it works) would have been even more humiliating… or maybe it would have finished off the look.

    Florida Girl in Sydney’s last blog post..What Are You, Colorblind???

  11. c says:

    You must be meeting the same men I do. They are uber flaker. It’s a national crisis.

    c’s last blog post..Okay Captain Obvious … where’s your sign?

  12. Corrina says:

    My Favorite Martian - Didn’t that photo just make the post? LOL Yes, it was quite a sight I’m sure.

    Dette - LOL! You’re married to Skinny Ass! Fabulous! Yeah, I haven’t had a walk of shame in a looooong time. Now I remember why. lol

    Florida Girl in Sydney - I know right? I would have left in boxers, a Hooters t-shirt and barefoot. That would have just taken Classy to a whole new level. Ha!

    c - I think you’re right. LOL Thanks for visiting and commenting!

  13. Natural says:

    hahah. the walk of shame in a hooters t-shirt. he had better not been taking pictures of you walking to your car..that’s leverage.

    i hope his apartment throws up for your sake, you were good to enter, i would have been so distracted, i would’ve started cleaning up first. lol.

    Natural’s last blog post..The First Pancake

  14. Corrina says:

    I wanted to clean up! I even told him about my gay boyfriend and his fab cleaning service. His kitchen floor alone made me want to grab a mop but… that’s not what I was there for. ;-)

  15. Corrina says:

    How did you get caught in my spam filter, Drowsey?? LOL… I will keep my shoes by the front door next time I’m there. And perhaps my clothes too.

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