I Guess I Swear A Lot
According to What’s My Blog Rated? My blog is rated “R”. I’m not exactly surprised. Evidently they look for certain words and base your rating on how potty your writing is. The offending words, however, were not what I expected:
1. Shit - I say fuck WAY more than I say shit and it didn’t make the list. What the fuck?
2. Bitch - They found bitch 4 times, evidently. I do loooove my bitches.
3. Pain - Really? Perhaps they think I like a good spanking. Hmmm…
4. Steal - I’m confused by that one.
On that note, I was checking out what people type into Google that ends up leading them here. (Keyphrase and Keyword analysis, to my fellow blog nerds.) I haven’t tested them out myself, as I don’t want someone tracking my I.P. as I type freaky shit into search engines, but some of what got people here was interesting. If not a bit baffling. Below you will find my personal favorites:
drunk
lara flynn boyle up the ass
husband beatdown
prison personals
butt cheeks
best dick friend suck
why people jerk off in public
old lady bikini photo
hangover
I spank my gay boyfriend
old butt cheeks
Um, best dick friend suck? What does that even mean? And I don’t know who searches for “old butt cheeks” but that lara flynn boyle thing made me throw up in my mouth a little. At least drunk and hangover were right on the money.
Peace and Google abuse.
EDIT:
Just ran my blog through again and I am now going places.
May 25th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Dude! I love LOVE that your blog has “foul language.” I finally let the obscenities fly in a post last night. And you know what? It was TOTALLY liberating . . . Almost better than sex liberating. Keep that NC-17 rating up. You just wouldn’t be Corrina without it. (Message sent via the Crackberry)
May 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Fashion - I LOVE that you read my blog! LOL… I am so headed to your blog to read your potty writing! Ha ha ha!
And I am still so horribly jealous that you’re posting with your Crackberry!!!
May 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I’m a PG-13 because I said “DEATH” exactly one time. The hell?
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May 26th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
So, these “prison personals” that your site is so famous for, do those include women’s prisons? Uh, no particular reason, I’m just curious.
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May 26th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
LOL! I did this one time to, never got nc17 tho! You bad girl, you.
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May 27th, 2008 at 10:41 am
That is pretty neat…though I wAS VERY surprised to see I was rated “G”
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May 27th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
i was right in the middle of responding and the power blew at work. we got sent home.
you are funny, you added more curses and got an NC17..i wonder what i have….i don’t curse on my blog cause i know some young people are reading and i don’t use them myself. i probably would get a pg-13.
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May 27th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
oh crap i got a G
this rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* crap (1x)
i love G’s. i will wear my G uh, rating proudly.
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May 28th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
JD - Really? Death equals PG-13? That’s stupid. I’m guessing that rating system isn’t the most reliable. lol
Ernie - Uh, I’m sure it does include women prisoners too. LOL! Gosh ya mention the word “prison” in a post- a long time ago- and now I’m the place to find out how to hook up with them?? HAHAHA
Drowsey - I think I only got the NC-17 because it picked up words from the post about being rated R. LOL
Chelle - Well you don’t seem to swear like a drunken sailor on your blog! LOL I plan to go back and spend some serious time there however, so maybe I’ll find something offensive! Oooo!
Natural - Good for you and your G! I don’t recommend that others follow my potty-writing lead. hahaha