Friend Fun and Booty Free
Another Friday, another hangover. Wee hoo.
Well, Vanilla knows about me and Scrubs. I knew he would. He started text messaging me the day before yesterday, asking me questions he already knew the answers to. I was irritated by that, but too ashamed to fight with him about it, so I was honest and apologetic. It’s not like I was going to have any kind of relationship with him or anything but I still feel bad about it. At first he seemed a little pissed off, but after talking about it for a bit, he understood that it wasn’t intentional, I was sorry, and by the end everything was kosher. Scrubs and I remain friends as well. Although we won’t be taking our clothes off in each other’s presence again.
I went out last night after work, met up with friends and had a fabulous time. There was even a little drama to make things interesting.
A girlfriend and I went into the bathroom, at the place we were at, to find 2 girls standing in there looking shell-shocked. One of them was holding her head with both hands and on the verge of tears. I just went in to wash my hands, so they started telling me all about how some crazy girl had followed them in there and started punching the girl in her head. I wasn’t sure why she did that, exactly, but it had something to do with a guy. Figures.
So I’m listening to the injured girl and being as supportive as I can be to a chick I’ve never met, but once my friend was done, I needed to get back to my beer. As I’m exiting the bathroom I see this long chunk of blond hair on the floor. So I pointed at it and said, “Oh my God! Is that your hair??” It was. Sort of. Upon closer inspection I saw some kind of clippy-looking thing attached to an end of it and realized it was a hair extension. Then I started laughing. I’m not sure why.
Back out on the patio with friends, enjoying my Widmer and the wonderful weather, the drama continued when the police showed up and Blond Girl’s friend started trying to “fight” the one who started it all. It was all very Beverly Hills 90210. Friends and I just sat there, watched and laughed. It was all over shortly after that.
At the end of the night I got a text from Vanilla asking if I wanted to “hang out”. I told him no. I have no intention of seeing him, or anyone else, naked for a while. This world is a little too small and it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Peace and hair extensions.
May 24th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Oh, I think I’d have to laugh at the poor, lone hair extension lying on the floor, too. That reminds me of one of the funnier scenes from a past season of “America’s Next Top Model”: “Bitch poured beer on my weave!”
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May 24th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I can’t relate to girls that get into fist fights…I’m more of a “use your words, not your fists” type of person, especially between girls!
But, glad you had an eventful night, sounds like fun!
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May 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am
This makes me wonder if there are times you should use your “indoors” fists as opposed to your “outdoors” voice. And vice versa, your “indoors” voice rather than your “outdoors” fists.
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May 24th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
JD - I was a little shocked by the chunk of hair on the floor but when I realized it wasn’t really hers, the whole hair extension thing made me laugh. I never saw that episode of ANTM, but I know how women are with their hair sometimes, so I can imagine!
Angi - It takes a lot to make me hit someone, so little bathroom brawls are not my thing either. Anymore. LOL
Tim - The whole scenario was pretty ridiculous, really. Especially considering that they all looked like the kind of girls who worried more about their manicures than hitting each other.
May 24th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
oh man, the hair thing had me laughing and then when you figured out it didn’t really come out of her scalp…it was like a sigh of relief. oh great! another woman hitting another woman over a man. sometimes i think we should probably be choking the man and not beating each other.
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May 24th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Natural - Amen to THAT.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:36 am
What you wrote is great advice any way that you look at it.