And We’re Movin’ On… Again
Good Lord it seems that I can’t even nail down a Friend With Benies these days. Vanilla Ice is a done deal. I haven’t officially told him or anything, but I’m sure he’ll figure it out. If he hasn’t already… More on that in a minute.
It turns out that while V.I. is very, very cute, he’s not the best at naked Twister (something I can forgive when I’m drunk) and there are no signs of improvement on the horizon (something I can’t forgive when I’m sober). Another fabulous thing I’ve discovered about him is his enormous ego. Which baffles me considering his lack of, um, skills.
Note to cute guys everywhere: Being hot is not enough. While you’re fun to look at, you’re not that fun to play with. The End.
Enter Scrubs. I call him that b/c I always run into him when he gets off work and he’s always wearing them. I actually wondered, out loud, to him Tuesday night if he actually owned other clothing. He assured me he did. Good to know.
Anyway, bff and I ended up at Fave Watering Hole (Tues.) after a fabulously boring hour at another place. Scrubs came in, as he has before, and hung out with me and bff the rest of the night. I’ve known him a while now, casually. He’s always been very nice and cute, but I never considered him in “that” way because he always seemed a bit immature. Which he is, but after talking with him for longer than a few minutes, he gained some points.
After Fave Watering Hole closed, Scrubs and I adjourned to my place. How tacky that sounds. And after all was said and done, how tacky it now feels, as he is (I have learned) friends with Vanilla Ice. Oops. Hence my mentioning that V.I. may be clued in, already, that we’re not gonna be “seeing each other” anymore.
In any event I had a LOT of fun with Scrubs. So much fun, in fact, that I think he needs to sit Vanilla down and teach him everything he knows. He should actually teach a class.
I’m curious to see what happens next.
Peace and understanding neighbors.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 am
I think you need to turn this into a bumper sticker:
Note to cute guys everywhere: Being hot is not enough. While you’re fun to look at, you’re not that fun to play with. The End.
ROFL!
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May 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
My, you’re resilient!
At least you know what you want, which is more than I can say for many other women. Congratulations! I can see that I’d better not miss your blog for even a DAY, or I will be completely lost. 
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May 22nd, 2008 at 11:26 am
I’m sorry, did my last comment sound asshole-ish? If so, I apologize. I admire your confidence, your optimism, and your uninhibitedness. You should give lessons - I would sign up.
It’s unfortunate that VI (was “Vanilla Ice” Lenin’s REAL first and middle name? Hmmm) was clueless. It’s his loss. I think men need to demonstrate at least a minimal capacity to learn what pleases a woman. The ones who can’t, hopefully will not procreate.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I think you’re absolutely right! Being cute is what draws you in at first but then what??? There’s gotta be something else there. How can he be a friend with benefits if there is no benefit? If you’re not having fun with your friend while playing around why play?
That’s a trip that Scrubs and VI happen to be friends… OOPPS!!!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Natural - Isn’t it true though? LOL
Marvin the Martian - No, you didn’t sound asshole-ish. LOL… I have been a busy girl lately. Glad I decided to take a breather for a while. couldn’t hurt, right?
Lisa Lisa - Amen sister! And yeah, them being friends was bad. Super oops. lol