When Collagen Attacks
What the hell is going on with the lips of celebrities? More importantly- where the hell are the FRIENDS of these women, to tell them how fucking ridiculous they look?
This started getting on my nerves with Lara Flynn Boyle. I’ve gotten used to the fact that someone needs to tie her down and shove carbs up her ass, but when I saw her on the show “Las Vegas” with those over-inflated lips, I couldn’t stand to watch anymore. I cannot stand to watch anything with her in it. She’s way too small to have lips that big stuck to her.
The next time I was offended by a pair of face eaters was when I tuned into Boston Legal and got a load of Delta Burke’s face. What the hell happened to it? It, literally, took me almost the entire episode to realize who she even was! Is there really
no one in her life who likes her enough to stage a plastic surgery intervention? Has no one taken a lesson from Joan Rivers? I can totally understand not wanting to be wrinkly and old, but come on. When you start looking like an alien version of yourself- it’s time to get some help.
I never thought I’d see this madness on Courney Cox. I guess no one is immune to the brain warping of Hollywood. She has not only done damage to her otherwise beautiful face by going overboard with the fat lip craze, she now sounds like she’s drunk when she speaks. Her lips just kind of sit there while her jaw moves around.
Last but not least… The woman who made this whole post possible… Last night, while watching Ghost Whisperer, I was visually assaulted by the “lips” of the once beautiful Nikki Cox. It was so distracting, not to mention repulsive, that I could not even tell you what the story was even about. I just kept wondering over and over again, how the hell Jay Moher LOOKS at her every day and doesn’t either laugh or cry?
The whole practice is just insane. Tweaking your face until you look like a cartoon character just doesn’t make sense to me. And how sad it must be to have no one in your life that will be honest with you. I can guarantee that if I showed up somewhere with lips twice the size of my head, my girlfriends would not hesitate to tell me to knock that shit off, AFTER they picked themselves up off the floor from laughing.
Peace and the lips God gave you.
Tags: Celebs, collagen, Courtney Cox, Delta Burke, Hollywood, Lara Flynn Boyle, Nikki Cox
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I AGREE.
Have you seen Meg Ryan lately?
http://celebritysurgery.net/139/meg-ryan-lips-before-and-after-bad-surgery/
holycrap.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
ACK!!! I saw Ghost Whisperer last night, too, and wondered what that poor woman did to her face!!! The upper lip was so HUGE! The size of her lips completely distorts the proportions of her face. She looked like a clown. A clown in a Stephen King novel who scares children. My God woman! Who did that to you!?!
OK, sorry for the rant. I’m better now.
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May 3rd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I am a fan of natural. I don’t understand why anyone alters their body like that.
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May 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
OMG Angi! That’s EXACTLY who I was thinking about when I was reading this post. Meg Ryan used to be so stinkin cute! Now she looks like she got stung by 100 bees.
Whenever I see really jacked up images of celebs gone wild with the collagen, I think of Goldie Hawn in “Ex Wives Club.” I wish there was an easy way to pump up boobs with an in-office procedure. WonderBras don’t work on me, and my fake ones actually popped out of my bra today during a round of miniature golf. Luckily I felt it happening, excused myself, and ran to the bathroom so I could adjust.
I guess I need to be watching Ghost Whisperer too . . . Like I need to watch anymore TV though. My TiVo gets more love from me than my husband.
BTW–Nikki Cox is married to Jay Mohr, which could be why she guest appeared.
Man. I really need to stop drunk-posting. That’s one mess of a comment!
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May 4th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Fashion: 100 bees is right!! It’s like the never-ending allergic reaction to a bee sting on her lips…it’s just too bad an epinephrine shot won’t cure THAT mess on her face. :-S
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May 4th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I hate this trend. How can these women go out in public? Even the real ones look gross: Angelina Jolie’s lips look like two hunks of dried-up grapefruit segments. EWWWww!
I hadn’t seen Delta Burke lately. What a shame. Old looks better than alien, ladies.
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May 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
LOL. OMG…you are so right and these people have no “friends”. they have yes people. those big lips are only good for kissing butt!
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May 4th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Well, we have some politicians here who do stuff like this and when question about it in the press, they reply that they did no such thing, it was all through hard work and with the help of natural herbs. Yeah, riggghhhttttt …..
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May 5th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Angi - YES I have seen her! I can’t believe I forgot to mention her; she’s the worst offender!!
Fashion Paramedic - Yeah, I heard that Jay’s wife was gonna be on so I looked her up. When the show aired I couldn’t believe that was the same woman! Her face is effed up! Oh yeah, and I love when you drunk post. LOL
JD - I guess Hollywood people don’t even notice when people look whacked out. And yes, Angelina’s lips are ridiculously big, but they work on her somehow. I think she’s gorgeous! Although your description of her lips cracked me up!
Natural - If that’s true- there’s a LOT of butt being kissed!
Nick - I LOVE when people deny having anything done. So silly. Just admit it already.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I saw a clip on the Montel Williams show about people who’ve had too much plastic surgery/Botox. These people’s faces were seriously all JACKED UP - I’m talking about Michael Jackson JACKED UP, and they were talking about having MORE work done. As the Montel and the people in the audience were trying to tell the that they looked ridiculous - the people on the panel just didn’t get it. Then they showed old pictures of the people on the panel and these were once really good looking people. When the people on the panel saw these old pictures of themselves - you should have seen how discussed they were to see how they once looked. I just don’t get it??? Some say once you’ve had something done you’ll want to get something else done and so on and so on - like an addiction.
I have a hand full of friends that have had breast implants and every single one of them is talking about what they want to have done next…. it’s like crack or something!?!?!
May 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Thankfully/Unfortunately, I have been naturally blessed/cursed with big lips.
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May 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Lisa Lisa - I think tattoos and plastic surgery are in the same category: addictive body altering. I have three tattoos and want more (and there will be more) but I definitely don’t want guppy lips or to yank my face up over my head!
Kev - Your lips are fabulous. They are the right size for your head. So no worries. lol
May 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“…someone needs to tie her down and shove carbs up her ass”
Too funny.
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May 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Bleagh!!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Corrina, if tattoos weren’t so damn expensive, I’d have more too…think of how much MORE expensive plastic surgery is…another addiction = piercings. Thankfully, I have run out of “normal” things to pierce (read: nothing through my cheek or back of my neck or nipples or anything else disgusting) or I’d be even more broke than I am already…
May 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I happen to suffer from extra bony toes, so I need to inject collagen in order to inflate them enough to make walking comfortable.
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May 5th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Jeff - Seriously! That girl needs a carb sandwich! LOL
Marvin - I know.
Angi - I’d have a LOT of tattoos if I could afford it! I won’t pierce anything but my ears though. lol
Ernie - Collagen for medical reasons is not the same thing as shooting in all your lips will hold. LOL