What?
I was just going through the spam in my Akismet filter, or as I like to call it: Porn Central, and ran across a couple of links that took me a little by surprise.
Now I’m no stranger to porn. I’m old enough to have seen my share of sex that real people don’t have, as well as some of what celebrities have put out there. (Pam & Tommy Lee… 2 thumbs up. Paris & Rick Solomon… Don’t ever do that again.) So when I’m scanning Porn Central, I’m rarely ever shocked, let alone confused. Today, however, two items got my attention. And since it is not an option for me to click their links to see what the hell, I will just keep wondering- but not before I share it with you:
One… What the hell is a “Foot Job”?? And two… Who’s out there with a hankering for a “Bitch Slap Video”??
I don’t think I really wanna know, but those were things that definitely had to come back out.
Peace and just the sex please.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I’ve noticed lately that the size of these spam comments got larger. They used to be only a few links long, and now some of them are like 40 links to things unmentionable.
It’s like going into the little room at the movie rental place to look at the porn section. You gotta look around to see if anyone’s looking before opening akismet. What if my kids sneak up on me? They’re old enough to read now.
“Daddy, what’s a bitch slap video? And are you going to get a foot job?”
April 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I know! There’s stuff in there I can’t even wrap my brain around! It also makes me wonder what little trolls are sending that into the world… Ick.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I know, those spam comments suck. Blogger, being a simple tool for simple (alien) minds, blocks spam comments quite well, though it’s annoying for the user to key the word verification (if they don’t have a blogger ID).
I think I know what those two things are, and I wish I didn’t. Deviant human sexual behavior is quite unnecessarily varied.
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April 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
yeah I’d like to know what a foot job is too
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April 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
lol … when I got cable I unfortunately learned what those terms meant…eeesh. For some reason all the cable stations thinks it’s a great idea to inform us ordinary people out here on all the weird sex fetishes…trust me…I don’t wanna know! LOL
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April 28th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Marvin - I’m just glad I have Akismet to keep that crap out of my comments! It has been quite the learning experience. lol
Dawn - My friend Tasha (interestingly enough) filled me in on what a foot job is. Unfortunately, I cannot print it here. It’s quite nasty, however.
Drowsey - Yeah, HBO late at night can be quite educational. LOL
April 29th, 2008 at 7:27 am
WTH…don’t click the link. A foot job? Is that the opposite of the other job…the one where you don’t go to work, or do you. I’m not saying in public.
I could use a foot rub.
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April 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Natural - No way would I click a link in Porn Central. I don’t want nasty viruses or porn I can’t get rid of. Yes, a foot RUB sounds nice.