Happy Birthday To You!
In honor of the birth of one of my favorite people ever- my aunt- I found a Web site and created a Mad Lib just for her:
Barbara got out of bed early in the morning. She was plucky because it was her birthday. She showered and dressed and ate some McNuggets as fast as she could. She wanted to get to the Ho Down right away because she knew H. would have something totally rad planned for her.
“Oh, boy. I can hardly spank!” Barbara said. “H. always gets me a really supercalifragalisticexpialadocious big toe for my birthday!”
H. said, “What happened to your face, Barbara!” when he saw her. “Are you all ready for your birthday sex panther?’
“Of course, H.!” Barbara said crazily.
“Here it is!” H. said, and opened the closet door to reveal the biggest plumber’s crack Barbara had ever seen.
“Wow, thanks, H.!” she exclaimed. “This is the most fergalicious birthday ever!”
Happy Birthday B.! You are talented, beautiful and fabulous… And I adore you.
Peace and fergalicious birthdays!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I LOVE it (and you)!!!!
Thank you!
You have made my day.
(How’d you know my gift was an H-alicious plumber’s crack???)
April 26th, 2008 at 8:04 am
how cute! My friends and i used to love madlibs. we haven’t done one in ages though!
April 26th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Wow, that’s one impressive big toe! Happy birthday Aunt Barbara
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April 26th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Ha!
I laughed so hard I scared my 8 year old daughter. And now I can’t tell her why
But normally plumber’s crack is no laughing matter, and I always tell my kids to say no to crack.
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April 27th, 2008 at 4:52 am
HEE! “Plumber’s crack.” Happy B-Day, Aunt Barbara!
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April 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
*snork*
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