Another Monday
What have I done today? Not much. My head is still feeling the effects of last night’s fun, so today I haven’t been able to do anything but drink fluids and fart around on the computer. I did, however, manage to get an About Me page done. I never know what to write about myself, but hopefully that will suffice.
Last night was a lot of fun… Like Sundays usually are for me. I had to get work out of the way first, which wasn’t fun, but I had the rest of my night to look forward to, so I was in a stellar mood. So much so that my co-workers were wondering what drugs I was on.
We did the usual- hung out at our fave little watering hole (where ex-crush works) and consumed our body weight in beer and shooter goodness, laughed hysterically and listened to karaoke. I got hit on by an icky man with bad tattoos and I found myself flirting shamelessly with my ex-crush again. I couldn’t help it! I was feelin’ flirty and there he was, with all his stupid cuteness. It didn’t help that he was flirting back. Prolonged eye contact is a powerful thing. I should really be more careful with it. Unfortunately, Tuaca and Widmer were controlling the situation a little more than my brain was. I ended up staying after the place closed and then ended up driving stupid cuteness home. And, in the immortal words of Forrest Gump, that’s all I have to say about that.
I am tired, I am thirsty and I have a load of towels that need to be washed. Oh the glamorous life I lead.
Peace and Tylenol.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Mondays should be stricken from the calendar.
ryc: You’re not a fan of the snake skin cowboy boots? In 2011, they’re going to be all the rage!
kev’s last blog post..How I Achieved Fashion Perfection 12 Years Ago (aka Why Mess with a Good Thing)
April 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
What a great illustration photo! The reference to “Gump” and driving home makes me think of how his mom got Forrest into school.
I find that it helps to wear very dark glasses. Instead of electric eye contact, it makes people uncomfortable because they don’t know where you’re looking. I find that more fun. 
I like your About Me page. You have a missing word: “It’s meant as a place TO share…” Please forgive my compulsive proofreading.
Marvin the Martian’s last blog post..Rockin’ the shop
April 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Kev, if snake skin cowboy boots are all the rage in 3 years, I will send you FIVE bucks. That’s right, pal. 5 smackers.
Marvin the Martian… THANK you for seeing that mistake. I fixed it, exactly as you wrote it. Ha ha ha
April 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
That’s perfect.
I feel like I’ve indirectly painted graffiti on the Capitol steps, or something.
Your kids are adorable. What lucky kids they are to have such a doting mom. And you will never have to pay a dime to send them to college. Isn’t that a good feeling?
April 8th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I guess this means that sometimes you DO get to see your crushes naked. Or, as we say in the south, nekkid. (Nekkid = naked and up to no good).
You know what? Ain’t nothing wrong with a little flirting. Even if it leads to nothing but an ego boost for both parties. Having a crush lets you walk a little taller, feel a little hotter, and that can only lead to good things elsewhere.
trouble’s last blog post..It doesn’t get any better than this
April 8th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
WOW! You got a great review… from the Undertaker! Your blog really is the $h!t!
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Marvin - I thought you’d like that! lol
Trouble - Yes, nekkid is the word I would use. LOL!
Lisa Lisa - Thank you! Glad you came back!
April 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Love the pic you used there, it fits the theme perfectly
Lady Banana’s last blog post..What Would YOU Do?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Thank you Lady Banana. It made me laugh, so I thought it would work well. ha ha
April 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
that is a cute picture.
never look the ex’s in the eye…:)
i hate writing the “about me” page. i don’t have one, but there is one on my website. who cares about me!!!! i mean er um..it’s not an easy page to write. it’s like where do you start? i read yours…
Natural Woman’s last blog post..Job Security In A Hurting Economy
April 9th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Yeah, Natural, I am super lame at writing “about me” crap. That’s probably why I can’t join a dating site… What on Earth would I write?? HAHA