Wordless Hump Day
(With words.)
What it all means:
1.) I drink a lot. Fortunately, I have friends to do it with. We like shots. My personal recommendation: Dirty Porn Star.
2.) My friend Jenn has a serious aversion to midgets. Another friend of mine actually offered her fifty bucks and free drinks all night to go with us to midget wrestling. Jenn wasn’t having any part of that. My crush said he wants to sneak into her room when she’s asleep and handcuff a midget to her so that when she wakes up, she’ll have no choice but to face her phobia and move on. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
3.) My friend Kendra is a snowboarding freak. ‘Nuff said.
4.) My dog still pees on the damn floor.
5.) Um, if you don’t know what that means, you’re either not a woman- or you’ve already let yourself go. lol
6.) It ain’t a city in China, y’all.
Wanna make your own? Of course you don’t… But here’s the link anyway: Big Huge Labs
Peace and fake magazine covers.
Tags: funny, Wordless Wednesday
March 12th, 2008 at 1:55 am
That’s a good way to start my day, with a laugh! Thank you.
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March 12th, 2008 at 2:12 am
Damn! I was hoping no one would see it yet! LOL… I decided, last minute, that the slinky thing was lame. So I changed it.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:21 am
As Kat has found out, Martians can read minds.
It helps in poker and in gunfights, but rarely at any other time. I’m sorry I got to your post first - I will wait a respectful period of time before I comment again, in case the post changes. LOL!
What a beautiful cover! I would buy it just for that. It will have a place of honor on my shelf right next to my rare back issues of Popular Electronics.
“Kegals all day.” Hmmm. Nope. Not a clue. I like “Tipping” though. That’s a musician’s favorite opening song - Tuning.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
Marvin the Martian’s last blog post..News flash: Eliot Spitzer’s prostitute is expected to resign
March 12th, 2008 at 8:55 am
lol on number 2
no. 5 not only am i a woman, but a natural woman. lol
fun list!
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March 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am
I am sooo not letting myself go . . . kegels all day, baby. Kegels all day . . .
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March 13th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Thanks for reminding me about the kegels.
I definitely want my own fake magazine cover. I’m on my way over there now…
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March 13th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Ohhh…#4 … lol. Love it.
I tagged ya! It’s optional.
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March 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
This is great!
I have a serious aversion to midgets too and can’t believe I’m admitting that for *everyone* to see! But, I’m glad I’m not alone. They’re scary.
March 30th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
This made me laugh. You are too funny. Miss ya Corrina.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Ha! Too funny
That’s right, bitches, it ain’t hard!
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April 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Hey Tim… Thanks for inviting everyone to Big Booty Hoes! LOL!!!! I almost peed my pants again!
Danny - Miss you too sweetie.