Crazy, Fun and More Crazy
MAN what an interesting last few days I’ve had…
Backstory: I had briefly dated someone a few weeks back, but stopped dating him because we don’t get along very well. That and he’s too intense for me. I work best with people who aren’t high-strung. Anyway- he and I didn’t work out. We moved on. Or so I thought.
Sunday night I’m at my fave little hangout with my best girlfriends and everything is going fabulously. I was flirting shamelessly with my crush, having a good time and then all hell broke loose. In walked the guy it didn’t work out with. And he had a very angry bee shoved right up his ass. Now I have NO idea what provoked him into the tantrum he ended up having- but I did learn that he’s completely crazy and in need of immediate mental attention.
Guy it didn’t work out with orders a beer, drinks it in under 30 seconds, then gets in my face and begins to yell incoherent things at me. All I managed to get from his tirade were something about me finding a “real man”, and “is this the way you want it to be”… All I kept thinking was: WTF is seriously taking place right now?? I hadn’t talked to the guy in weeks. Last time I saw him, he was out with another woman. Hence me thinking we’d BOTH moved on. So he keeps yelling at me, and when I’d finally had enough, I yelled back at him to get the fuck out of my face and go away. He did, but only after heading to the parking lot, where he proceeded to kick in my car window. I SO wish I were kidding. So then, I melt down and start freaking out.
I am very lucky to have kick-ass friends who care about me. The ones I was with jumped into action, took my car to a nearby gas station and vacuumed out my car. They managed to get every single piece of glass out. And because the window was shattered with such force- glass was EVERYWHERE. On top of them tending to me and my injured car, they pitched in and left money in my car to pay for a new window. How awesome is that? I couldn’t believe it. Tomorrow, my window gets fixed. 
I haven’t heard from the asshole who broke my window since that night. I’m hoping I never do again. But if he gets near me or my property again, he’s going to jail. So hopefully he stays the hell away from me.
Other than the few minutes of crazy… Life has been fabulously fun. I’ve been hanging out a lot with wonderful people, have met new wonderful people and, for the first time in as long as I can remember… I have a crush again.
And that’s what I’ve been up to. Next up… work, work, a couple of art and web projects and more fun. Hopefully, no more crazy. I’ve had enough for one lifetime.
Peace and normal brain function.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Jeez, what a loon! I’m glad he only got violent with an inanimate object (albeit a beloved one) and not with you. You are soooo lucky to have such good friends! Perhaps they will also track down Mr. Loon and give him a friendly warning with a truncheon.
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March 12th, 2008 at 2:34 am
LOL! I have instructed all friends to just steer clear of Mr. Loon, as he is genuinely crazy and unpredictable. Man can I pick ‘em or what??
March 12th, 2008 at 8:52 am
oh man, i’m getting mad just reading this. makes me want to do a drive by with a brick in my hand and hurl it at his window. WTF, people are just crazy.
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March 12th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Holy Crap! That sounds like something that would happen to me in my former life as a single person!! Your friends rock. I think you need to have someone examine you from head to toe and front to back to make sure there’s no sign that reads “If you’re a man, treat me like shit.” First the asshole in the restaurant, and now this . . . at least he wasn’t a midget.
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March 13th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Wow! Are you in fact a celebrity? This just happened to Lily Allen, tho I think it was a paparazzi that kicked in her window. Seriously, what a dick. I hope that’s the last you’ve seen of him. Friends are way more important, and this incident proves it.
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March 13th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Natural Woman - Yes- I was angry writing it. lol… If he wasn’t crazy I’d retaliate but he is- so I’m not. ha!
Fashion Paramedic - I have checked myself for signs and nothing seems to be there so I’m guessing that it’s some kind of “aura” that only men can see. LOL And I know- isn’t my luck just fabulous lately??
JD - I am not a celeb but I feel like one! HA! And yes, my friends are WAY more important to me than that asshole.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:12 am
This is why everyone should have to wear tags on their shirts that either say, “No, I am not crazy” or “Yes, I am a psycho.”
It would make life so much easier.
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April 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Oh Kev, how I WISH everyone wore their psychological issues on t-shirts. I probably wouldn’t be single very long. Alas, I’m looking into a cat farm.