MySpace Madness
Today I decided to log into my MySpace account and read the silly bulletins that my friends post. They 90% consist of “surveys”… Which I find most interesting just because it sometimes gives me insight into the lives and minds of my friends. Other times it just makes me wonder about their mental health.
Since I was in the mood, I decided to fill one out myself. In the interest of leaving bulletin space for those who truly need it, however, I’m posting it here instead of there. Enjoy the inside of my head.
1. List two facts about the last person you kissed.
He’s hot. He’s very nice.
2. What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?
Was I smoking crack in my sleep??
3. Do you believe there’s always room in your heart for your first love?
No. Unfortunately, he’s a douche.
4. Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s underwear?
Ummm… No. Oh wait- do boxers count? Then yes.
5. Where is the next place you will travel to?
Hopefully the beach. I need some ocean in my life right now.
6. Do you want to get married & have kids one day
Married, yes. Kids… I’ll leave that up to the maternal ones.
8. Have you ever kissed in a pool?
Of course. I highly recommend it.
9. Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
I prefer long hair. Short hair makes my head look big. Not a hot look for me.
10. Do you like ice cream?
Sometimes. I have to be in the mood for sweet stuff.
11. What’s your favorite color?
I have three (and interestingly enough- none are the colors of my blog!): Pink, black and silver/gray.
12. What does the last text in your inbox say?
“Hahaha me too!” from Jen.
13. Are you open about your sex life?
Open how? I don’t distribute photos or movies or anything. I do discuss it with my girlfriends though… That’s what we do.
14. Have you ever lied to protect someone’s feelings?
Yes. But only when it’s about something they are stuck with for a while- like a really bad hair cut.
15. Are you hiding something from your parents?
3 Playboys and a bag of weed.
16. Do you get jealous of other people easily?
Not at all.
17. What’s the best thing about having a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Hugs whenever you want them and your, um, “needs” consistantly tended to.
18. How did you meet the last person you kissed?
I met him a few years ago at a restaurant.
19. Have you ever been asked “does size matter?”
Yes I have. And yes it does.
20. Are you of great importance in someone else’s life?
I hope so.
21. What’s your favorite saying?
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
22. Is there anybody that knows your deepest, darkest secret?
There are a couple of people who could take me down if they wanted to, yes.
23. Could you fit down your chimney?
I’m pretty sure no.
24. Who taught you to tie your shoes?
My mom, of course. Mom’s are fabulous.
25. Do you usually sing while showering?
I never do. I’m too busy hitting the walls with my elbows and cursing.
26. What’s something that really grosses you out?
Bad breath. If it gets in my nostrils, it- seriously- gags me.
27. What is the oldest person you would date right now?
40.
28. Do you stick up for what you believe in?
I put my money where my beliefs are. So I’d say yes.
29. Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in right now?
Not right now.
30. If you could go back in time would you?
I’d go back to the 80’s and totally rock a side ponytail and a Frankie Say Relax t-shirt, while doing “the Carlton” to Duran Duran.
30. Do you use your middle finger often?
Only when I am taking photos with Kendra’s boyfriend. It’s his thing.
32. What’s annoying you right now?
My eyeballs. Slept in my contacts again and now I’m paying the price.
33. Are you a really understanding person?
It depends on what I am trying to understand. Math? Forget about it. My friend’s date with the guy who licked her face? Totally.
34. How many people have you kissed in your entire life?
I’m a smoocher from waaay back, so I’d easily go double digits on that one.
35. Do you know anyone who’s addicted to any drugs?
No, thank God.


February 21st, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Snork. I’m glad you posted it here, instead of on MySpace! (I quit MySpace, it was soooo annoying.)
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February 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
This was pretty interesting. No. 15 made me laugh.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm
lol @ smoking crack in your sleep. That really would explain a lot for me!
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