Waste Time With Me!
Today is my day off (yipee!) and I decided to fart around all day and do stupid Internet things. Where does one go to find stupid Internet things to do? Just Say Hi, of course. So here are the results of too much time and my desire to find out completely useless things about myself. I hope this helps give you a better insight into me and what’s wrong with me.
• How many 5-year-olds I could beat down if I had to:
I found this quite satisfying. Twenty-three 5-year-olds is a lot, considering they aren’t afraid to bite and pull hair. I’ve seen Children of the Corn and I’m ready.
• How big of a farging alcoholic am I really?
This test was based on knowledge of alcohol. In my defense, I was a bartender for several years. Not in my defense, I have pretty much consumed my body weight in most of the beverages in that test.
• Am I addicted to blogging?
I thought I’d do worse on this and come out with a severe addiction. I was relieved to discover that I still do have a life outside of the Internet. Although it mostly involves heavy drinking and smacking down little kids.
• Could I eat my friends?
Although 41% doesn’t seem like much, it still freaks me out that I am only 59% unlikely to snack on my friends. So if you happen to be my friend- and the end is looking near- you might want to get the hell away from me because, evidently, I can totally have you for dinner. And not in the fun way.
• Would I survive a zombie apocalypse?
Well it’s nice to know that should I end up in a Michael Jackson 80’s video, I’m dead meat. This is due, in part, to me not owning a gun, a machete, or that I wouldn’t shoot my dearest-friend-turned-zombie in the head. (You’re welcome, dearest friend.)
So what have I learned about myself today? I’m an alcoholic, child beater upper, with a slight blogging addiction who will not immediately kill your zombie ass but will eat you if I have to. I wonder what zombie meat tastes like? I’d imagine old, rotten chicken… But that’s another blog.
Peace and comfy shoes.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:39 am
LOL! What a hoot! Remind me never to go on a long plane ride over a mountain range during a driving snowstorm with you, k? LOL
February 12th, 2008 at 1:37 am
You don’t have to be alone with me in the snow- LOL- but you can rest assured that, should you ever become a zombie, I won’t shoot you.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Awesome! Laughed through the whole thing. I’m glad you’re small and have lots of friends. That means you’ll be around for a looooonnnngggg time!
February 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
LMAO… who needs therapy? We can waste an afternoon and find out things we didn’t want to know about ourselves
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February 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
B. - I’m glad that I’m stronger than most of my friends! HA… And glad you liked the post.
Dawn - AMEN to that! Those little insights were quite interesting, although a little disturbing. lol
February 12th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
OMG! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I’m not as strong as you, and I’m afraid to take the addicted to blogging test.
How do you find this stuff?!!
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February 12th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Don’t be afraid Fashion Paramedic! Aren’t you at least a little curious to see if you’d eat your friends?? LOL… I found that site via a friend’s MySpace profile… And yes, I’m ashamed that I just admitted that.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
omg…yeah, I’m not vacationing with you even if you pay! sheesh! Altho…the zombie thing is good, I’m gonna go give it a try, but I bet I wouldn’t do well against zombies!
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February 17th, 2008 at 6:48 am
I have quite a fondness for these time-wasting sites. I did the booze one and scored 100%. I don’t drink (any more), so that was quite funny. I guess you never forget. Still, these are all useful things to know about yourself.
Swing by and pick up your award!
http://idothings.info/i-am-honored-so-you-dont-have-to-be/
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February 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am
That was fun! I found I could beat 28, 5 year olds, and I’d be 87% effective as a human shield.
I found out that 114,588 people died on my birthday.
Among the famous people who died were Pope Martin the 4th,Virginia Woolf,Jim Thorpe,Dwight D Eisenhower,Emmitt Kelley, Peter Ustinov, And Casper Weinberger
There is a 43% chance I’d eat you if I was starving.
And my dead body is worth (drum roll) $3,915.00
That site is a hoot!
Todd
February 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
DrowseyMonkey… No worries… I won’t snack on you! lol
JD… I’m a little jealous that you scored 100 in the booze test! And thank you again for the wonderful award.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
LA Headshot… Your results were SO funny! Congrats on your dead body being worth so much! lol