Today’s Random Thoughts
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Pam Anderson, according to a blurb I heard on TV Guide Channel, may be getting divorced. AGAIN. Which led me to this thought: There seriously needs to be a rehab facility for celebrities addicted to marriage. I understand that marriage isn’t for everyone, and sometimes things just don’t work out, but come ON already. Stop marrying every person you get naked with.
Oh and while you’re at it… Stop making sex tapes! There’s a whole porn industry for that. Leave that shit to the professionals, people. If you’ve seen the snooze fest that is One Night in Paris, then you know what I’m sayin’. If you haven’t, then you’re lucky to not have the nightmares that I do.
The people in the Pepto Bismol commercials need mental help. I don’t care HOW much money I’m offered: I am never going to grab my butt cheeks, swing them around and yell “Diarrhea!” At least not until I’ve gone insane. Then anything goes.
I thought rabid PMS was just for women. Holy hotdogs was I wrong. I know that video has been all over the Internet since Britney started down the Froot Loop Highway, but it still freaks me out.
The Japanese are geniuses. No wonder they bring us such cool little electronic gadgets, and what not. Have you seen their game shows?? THAT, my friends, is creativity at it’s finest. I’d much rather watch a bunch of people do hilarious, ridiculous, and often painful things to win stuff than lose 100 pounds and eat bugs. Eat a giant cockroach and dry heave for 10 minutes or take a soccer ball to the face? There’s just no contest there.
And there’s my randomness for today.
March 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
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