Fun With My Bitches

Filed under: drunk, friends, fun, iPhone
Jun 30, 2009

I just downloaded “BlogWriter Lite” (a blog writing/publishing app for iPhone) and am trying it out with this post, so let’s hope it doesn’t suck. If it doesn’t, I’ll buy the full version.

In the interest of having a life outside of my home and iPhone, Boyfriend and I are going to meet up with some friends tonight to go see a friend perform at a local club. Friend is a “rapper”, I guess you’d call him. He’s an awesome guy so I’m looking forward to watching him do his thang, even though I’m not a giant fan of the genre. I’m more looking forward to being with my crazy bitches, some of whom I haven’t seen in nearly a month. Between living out of town (even though I’m still close) and getting comfy at home with Boyfriend, I haven’t been out playing with them in way too long. Tonight should be a lot of fun. I’ll try and remember to take pictures. Then I’ll try and remember to post them. This getting older shit sucks.

Speaking of fun with my bitches, the BBQ to celebrate life, with Kat and Holly, was a smashing success. Kat had anticipated us all being trashed by 7 and we were by 7:30. She was so close! We killed a bottle of tequila in about an hour not to mention all the beer we thought we needed.

Then, once our kidneys were praying for death, weed sounded like a good idea. It never is when you’re really drunk. Trust Holly on that one. She had never smoked before that night and Kat’s BF and mine (seasoned smokers) thought getting her high via a gravity bong was the best way to go. I protested this because even though I was really drunk, I knew that was going to end up sucking for her. I won’t use a gravity bong even when I’m sober. But anyway… Shitfaced+Baked=Hurl. She’s a trooper though and came out completely unscathed the next day. That’s my girl!

Off to eat something and get ready for a night of crazy.

Peace and friends.

Wow.

Filed under: life
Jun 26, 2009

Since the world has blogged, Twittered, reported and otherwise expressed their every opinion about the passing of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, I’ll not ramble on about my own thoughts and feelings here. I’ll just say that I am saddened by both losses and I wish the families and loved ones of both of them strength and support. God bless them both and may they rest in peace.

Since the last 24 hours have been so filled with sadness and shock, I’m very much looking forward to a wonderful Friday night with two of my favorite girls (Kat and Holly) and the man I love. We are going to BBQ, drink some beer, have a great time and celebrate life.

I hope everyone has a lovely weekend and takes a moment to be thankful for the ones they love.

Peace.

Just So Ya Know

Filed under: blog
Jun 16, 2009

Lately I’ve been getting emails from people wanting to exchange links. 99% of the time, the person informs me that they’ve already linked to me from their blog/Web site. That is very nice of them but, unfortunately, I am not down with exchanging links with sites I’m not familiar with, or that exist solely to sell shit.

So here’s the deal with me:

If you have a personal blog and you dig me, hit me up. It’s very likely that I’ll enjoy your blog too and add you to my page of awesome.

If your blog exists solely to sell shit, then please don’t ask because I ain’t gonna.

Just thought I’d throw that out there.

Peace and bloggy friends who aren’t hawking penis enhancements.

P.S. Note to Tim & Ernie: I tried leaving comments on your blog but it wouldn’t let me. Just so ya know.

Hell To The Yes

Jun 13, 2009

Boyfriend and I got our iPhones today and have been cracking out on those bitches since we got home.

When I had my first gen iPhone, they didn’t have apps for it, so it only took me 4 months to get over it. But now there are apps… thousands of them and I don’t know what to do with myself.

I’ve had to charge my battery multiple times because I keep running it way down. A big part of that is the Wi-Fi, which seems to drain it pretty quick. Unfortunately, AT&T can’t seem to break through the walls of our dwelling, so if we’re not outside, we’re not online without Wi-Fi. I had the same issue with my Berry, so at least I can’t blame the phone.

Now all I need is my new skin, which I ordered from iSkin.com ( I’ve chosen the purple Solo FX) and the 3.0 software update and all will be right in my little Apple world.

I’m off to crack out some more.

Peace and shiny new toys.

If You’ve Never Been Here…

Filed under: funny, iPhone
Jun 11, 2009

You should. This guy is HILARIOUS and the Internet is a better place with him in it. He runs a blog titled Why Women Hate Men and it never fails to make me pee myself. If you don’t believe me, put this in your bong, smoke it, and laugh as hard as I did:

“Today WWHM would like to issue an urgent warning regarding Hurricane Steve, a 19 year-old male virgin whose sudden and unfortunate approach may encourage women to nail an assortment of plywood boards to their vaginas. Hurricanes typically disperse copious amounts of moisture, but this particularly impotent storm promises to leave your panties drier than the sun parched asslips of a dehydrated sand snake slithering through a field of Sham-Wows.”

Need I say more?

On another note… iPhone 3G is mine all mine on Saturday! I expect my thumbs to fall off shortly thereafter.

Peace and comfy shoes.

I Want To Shove Your Phone Up Your Ass

Filed under: rant, wtf
Jun 09, 2009

July 1st, 2008, California passed a cell phone law, banning drivers from using them (without hands-free devices) while operating their vehicles.

Since July 1st, 2008, my car has almost been hit, and once almost totaled, by jackasses with phones stuck to the sides of their heads. My screams to get off of their phones have gone unheeded, as have the many, many middle fingers I’ve offered. Are police even aware that talking on cell phones is ILLEGAL while driving? Because I’m pretty sure they didn’t get the memo. I say this because I’ve seen people talk on their phone’s while driving right past a cop car.

I suppose I’ll just keep fantasizing about walking up to your window (I’m talking to YOU, cell phone law ignorer), snatching that bitch out of your hand, yanking you out of your car by your head and shoving your phone Right. Up. Your. Fucking. Ass. I hope the first person who succeeds in hitting me will be using a $20 Cricket phone, because I’m pretty sure I’m going to throw it into traffic.

Peace and for fuck’s sake pull over.

I Swore I’d Never Go Back

Jun 06, 2009

In April of last year, I wrote a goodbye post to my iPhone. I was tired of not being able to send photos, among other missing features, and was moving on to the (still) sweet Nokia N95. A phone that now belongs to my mother, since I ended up developing a nasty addiction to BlackBerry.

A few days ago Boyfriend and I were talking about cell phones and he decided that he needs to branch out from his junky work-provided Nextel phone and enter the world of cool shit. He mentioned getting the iPhone, but I reminded him of all the reasons I bailed on mine and wouldn’t get another one. Then he surprised me by telling me about the next software upgrade, due July 11th, that will bring to the iPhone all the things I wished I’d had before. Skeptical, I hopped online as soon as we got home and did a little homework. After reading the Gizmodo post (linked above) I was re-sold. I still take issue with the battery life, I’ve been spoiled by the awesome BlackBerry’s battery power, but I think I can live with it considering I’m no stranger to charging my phone every night anyway, and I’m foaming at the mouth for new apps. For those who don’t know… apps are my crack.

So, Boyfriend and I will both be getting brand spankin’ new iPhones next month. (We’re waiting for the update.) And I must say, I’m pretty excited. I wasn’t thrilled about my monthly iPhone bill, but we’ll be on one plan with a combined bill of about $145. This is based on my girl Kat’s iPhone bill, which she shares with her boyfriend. For two phones and unlimited data, that’s a pretty damn good deal.

Peace and never say never.